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[SKT]

This is the thread that keeps on giving. @jerkules @EdH These stories may need a thread of their own but I’m hesitating at what to call it…lots of good choices but none that would pass decency guidelines.

[goosehd]

I love how that no matter how old we get, deep down inside we'll always be juvenile kids at heart

[EdH]

@jerkules That's the right attitude to have I suppose!

WRT Ol' Dildo Lungs, I asked the doctor "did he say why he didn't tell the other person to stop sooner?". Apparently not.

[Oaktavia]

OH LORT

[Daniel San]

great stories gentlemen

[Matt]

@EdH said in Random Announcements:

And a series of vibrators without any sort of flange, which had simply gotten sucked up there.

I looked on the Guineas World Book of Records website and didn’t see anything about this so I’m dubious.

[AdamJ]

@jerkules said in Random Announcements:

a newborn Clanger

10/10

[Matt]

I think I saw The Newborn Clangers at a festival in ‘98.

[EdH]

@Matt I see what you did there. Sadly, I must apologise for my lack of clarity. Different patients, one vibrator apiece.

[EdH]

For non-Brits, these are Clangers:

[Matt]

That’s less of a story. Just one errant vibrator seems like another day in the ER.

[Matt]

@EdH I think we actually had them here. I Seem to remember my kids watching it. It’s no Caillou but what are you gonna do, eh?

[goosehd]

I'm slightly disappointed that @neph93 or @Giles haven't dipped their toes into this conversation yet...

[Matt]

They’re busy playing with their clangers.

[Daniel San]

[louisbosco]

@jerkules are you sure you weren't acting in this skit?

[Matt]

Cystoscopy went well. Just kidding, it sucked. At least it was brief.

[goosehd]

@Matt said in Random Announcements:

At least it was brief.

...not a lot of ground to cover...

[Matt]

[Matt]

@goosehd well played.

Dr.: Your sphincters a little tight.

Me: You don’t say.