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    • SKTS
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      This is the thread that keeps on giving. @jerkules @EdH These stories may need a thread of their own but I’m hesitating at what to call it…lots of good choices but none that would pass decency guidelines.

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      • goosehdG
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        I love how that no matter how old we get, deep down inside we'll always be juvenile kids at heart 🙂

        "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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        • EdHE
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          @jerkules 😂 That's the right attitude to have I suppose!

          WRT Ol' Dildo Lungs, I asked the doctor "did he say why he didn't tell the other person to stop sooner?". Apparently not.

          Take the dive...

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          • OaktaviaO
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            OH LORT

            IG: electricindigowizard

            "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

            WTB: IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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            • Daniel SanD
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              😂 great stories gentlemen

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              • MattM
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                @EdH said in Random Announcements:

                And a series of vibrators without any sort of flange, which had simply gotten sucked up there.

                I looked on the Guineas World Book of Records website and didn’t see anything about this so I’m dubious.

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                • AdamJA
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                  @jerkules said in Random Announcements:

                  a newborn Clanger

                  10/10

                  The devil is in the detail..

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                  • MattM
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                    I think I saw The Newborn Clangers at a festival in ‘98.

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                    • EdHE
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                      @Matt 😆 I see what you did there. Sadly, I must apologise for my lack of clarity. Different patients, one vibrator apiece.

                      Take the dive...

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                      • EdHE
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                        For non-Brits, these are Clangers:

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                        Take the dive...

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                        • MattM
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                          That’s less of a story. Just one errant vibrator seems like another day in the ER.

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                          • MattM
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                            @EdH I think we actually had them here. I Seem to remember my kids watching it. It’s no Caillou but what are you gonna do, eh?

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                            • goosehdG
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                              I'm slightly disappointed that @neph93 or @Giles haven't dipped their toes into this conversation yet...

                              "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                              • MattM
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                                They’re busy playing with their clangers.

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                                • Daniel SanD
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                                  😂 😂😂😂😂

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                                  • louisboscoL
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                                    @jerkules are you sure you weren't acting in this skit?

                                    "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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                                    • MattM
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                                      Cystoscopy went well. Just kidding, it sucked. At least it was brief.

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                                      • goosehdG
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                                        @Matt said in Random Announcements:

                                        At least it was brief.

                                        ...not a lot of ground to cover...

                                        "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                        • MattM
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                                          🍆🔥

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                                          • MattM
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                                            @goosehd well played.

                                            Dr.: Your sphincters a little tight.

                                            Me: You don’t say.

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