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    • MattM
      Matt
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      @EdH said in Random Announcements:

      And a series of vibrators without any sort of flange, which had simply gotten sucked up there.

      I looked on the Guineas World Book of Records website and didn’t see anything about this so I’m dubious.

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      • AdamJA
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        @jerkules said in Random Announcements:

        a newborn Clanger

        10/10

        The devil is in the detail..

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        • MattM
          Matt
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          I think I saw The Newborn Clangers at a festival in ‘98.

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          • EdHE
            EdH
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            @Matt 😆 I see what you did there. Sadly, I must apologise for my lack of clarity. Different patients, one vibrator apiece.

            Take the dive...

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            • EdHE
              EdH
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              For non-Brits, these are Clangers:

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              Take the dive...

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              • MattM
                Matt
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                That’s less of a story. Just one errant vibrator seems like another day in the ER.

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                • MattM
                  Matt
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                  @EdH I think we actually had them here. I Seem to remember my kids watching it. It’s no Caillou but what are you gonna do, eh?

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                  • goosehdG
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                    I'm slightly disappointed that @neph93 or @Giles haven't dipped their toes into this conversation yet...

                    "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                    • MattM
                      Matt
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                      They’re busy playing with their clangers.

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                      • Daniel SanD
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                        😂 😂😂😂😂

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                        • louisboscoL
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                          @jerkules are you sure you weren't acting in this skit?

                          "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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                          • MattM
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                            Cystoscopy went well. Just kidding, it sucked. At least it was brief.

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                            • goosehdG
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                              @Matt said in Random Announcements:

                              At least it was brief.

                              ...not a lot of ground to cover...

                              "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                              • MattM
                                Matt
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                                🍆🔥

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                                • MattM
                                  Matt
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                                  @goosehd well played.

                                  Dr.: Your sphincters a little tight.

                                  Me: You don’t say.

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                                  • SKTS
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                                    Glad it’s over and went quick

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                                    • GilesG
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                                      That’s what she said

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                      • ?
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                                        Poo boom tsss

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                                        • SKTS
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                                          @Giles perfection

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                                          • MattM
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                                            Good stuff gang. Excuse me for a minute while I go scream in the bathroom while peeing.

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