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    • OaktaviaO
      Oaktavia
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      OH LORT

      IG: electricindigowizard

      "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

      WTB: IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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      • Daniel SanD
        Daniel San
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        😂 great stories gentlemen

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        • MattM
          Matt
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          @EdH said in Random Announcements:

          And a series of vibrators without any sort of flange, which had simply gotten sucked up there.

          I looked on the Guineas World Book of Records website and didn’t see anything about this so I’m dubious.

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          • AdamJA
            AdamJ
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            @jerkules said in Random Announcements:

            a newborn Clanger

            10/10

            The devil is in the detail..

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            • MattM
              Matt
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              I think I saw The Newborn Clangers at a festival in ‘98.

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              • EdHE
                EdH
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                @Matt 😆 I see what you did there. Sadly, I must apologise for my lack of clarity. Different patients, one vibrator apiece.

                Take the dive...

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                • EdHE
                  EdH
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                  For non-Brits, these are Clangers:

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                  Take the dive...

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                  • MattM
                    Matt
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                    That’s less of a story. Just one errant vibrator seems like another day in the ER.

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                    • MattM
                      Matt
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                      @EdH I think we actually had them here. I Seem to remember my kids watching it. It’s no Caillou but what are you gonna do, eh?

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                      • goosehdG
                        goosehd
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                        I'm slightly disappointed that @neph93 or @Giles haven't dipped their toes into this conversation yet...

                        "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                        • MattM
                          Matt
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                          They’re busy playing with their clangers.

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                          • Daniel SanD
                            Daniel San
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                            😂 😂😂😂😂

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                            • louisboscoL
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                              @jerkules are you sure you weren't acting in this skit?

                              "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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                              • MattM
                                Matt
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                                Cystoscopy went well. Just kidding, it sucked. At least it was brief.

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                                • goosehdG
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                                  @Matt said in Random Announcements:

                                  At least it was brief.

                                  ...not a lot of ground to cover...

                                  "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                  • MattM
                                    Matt
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                                    🍆🔥

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                                    • MattM
                                      Matt
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                                      @goosehd well played.

                                      Dr.: Your sphincters a little tight.

                                      Me: You don’t say.

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                                      • SKTS
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                                        Glad it’s over and went quick

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                                        • GilesG
                                          Giles
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                                          That’s what she said

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • ?
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                                            Poo boom tsss

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