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    • MattM
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      That’s less of a story. Just one errant vibrator seems like another day in the ER.

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      • MattM
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        @EdH I think we actually had them here. I Seem to remember my kids watching it. It’s no Caillou but what are you gonna do, eh?

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        • goosehdG
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          I'm slightly disappointed that @neph93 or @Giles haven't dipped their toes into this conversation yet...

          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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          • MattM
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            They’re busy playing with their clangers.

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            • Daniel SanD
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              😂 😂😂😂😂

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              • louisboscoL
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                @jerkules are you sure you weren't acting in this skit?

                "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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                • MattM
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                  Cystoscopy went well. Just kidding, it sucked. At least it was brief.

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                  • goosehdG
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                    @Matt said in Random Announcements:

                    At least it was brief.

                    ...not a lot of ground to cover...

                    "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                    • MattM
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                      🍆🔥

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                      • MattM
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                        @goosehd well played.

                        Dr.: Your sphincters a little tight.

                        Me: You don’t say.

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                        • SKTS
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                          Glad it’s over and went quick

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                          • GilesG
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                            That’s what she said

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • ?
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                              Poo boom tsss

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                              • SKTS
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                                @Giles perfection

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                                • MattM
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                                  Good stuff gang. Excuse me for a minute while I go scream in the bathroom while peeing.

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                                  • SKTS
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                                    @Matt Yeah, that’s not a picnic. I just want to know what color it was because my urine was blue for a while.

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                                    • MattM
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                                      Normal I guess. Sounds like that was either the iodine or the topical. They neglected to warm me about expelling the topical. That was a surprise. 😳

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                                      • SeulS
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                                        @goosehd said in Random Announcements:

                                        I had to look it up...A&E is not Arts and Entertainment in this instance

                                        Arse & Entry (thereof)

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                                        • AnesthetistA
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                                          @EdH Since I usually have to put those folks under general anesthesia to undo/unscrew/unplug what they’ve done, I’ve heard a lot of excuses about how it got there.
                                          My favorite is he forgot he set his floodlight bulb on the kitchen chair and sat on it after drying off from the shower. Oddly enough, it was the same way the patient before had gotten an extra large shampoo bottle stuck…and the guy with the tennis ball, and the guy with a pear, and on and on.

                                          IG: bluehandsslim

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                                          • goosehdG
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                                            @Anesthetist Laughing so hard I can barely catch my breath…🤣

                                            "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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