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    • MattM
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      @SKT there was a hot nurse at my vasectomy. It was the highlight actually. #noshame

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        @Matt said in Random Announcements:

        @SKT there was a hot nurse at my vasectomy. It was the highlight actually. #noshame

        Dude, I didn’t want to say it but there was a super hot nurse at my last procedure that made me think of one of those Mastercard commercials where the tagline is”Priceless”

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        • KasiK
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          EID today Ramadan is over now

          Happy Eid

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          The world's insane
          While you drink champagne
          And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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            Our daughter in the local news paper. On kingsday they do all kinda stuff it’s called the king-games. And she had been photographed and is now ‘world wide news’ proud dad here!

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            • Daniel SanD
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              Awesome 👏

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              • EdHE
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                @SKT @Matt I had to have a massive cyst and ingrown hair removed from my member as a teenager. Very hot nurse lent over as the male dermatologist was selecting a scalpel and said "whatever happens, don't bone off". I don't think it's ever been as small as it went... 😂

                Take the dive...

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                • GilesG
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                  hahahahahahahaha

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                  • SKTS
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                    @EdH That’s hilarious. As a teenager no less. Scarred for life!

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                    • EdHE
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                      The physical scars have long faded. I have some crows feet and smile lines from how amusing I find the story. 🙂

                      Take the dive...

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                      • jerkulesJ
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                        @EdH 🤣

                        When I was about 23 I got mumps. My testicles swelled up to like size of grapefruits and I was having trouble walking. GP refused to see me so I had to go A&E, who urgently referred me to a urologist as it was unusually bad. I couldn’t sit/lay easily as the pain was too much, so he I had to stand while he examined. He tutted, and said “give me a minute I’m going to get a colleague”. I stood in the corner with my trousers round my ankles, and he returned with about 8 student doctors. The were mostly girls, all around my age, totally hot. One of whom I knew peripherally as a friend of a friend. I might’ve been overly distressed by the turn of events, but I swear I saw a few smirks. Then again probably quite likely, as my penis must’ve looked like a newborn Clanger between to two angry beach balls.

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                        • goosehdG
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                          @jerkules You owe me a keyboard... 🤣

                          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                          • NocturamaN
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                            @jerkules - guessing the 666 cut wouldn’t have worked for you at that moment in time! 🫢

                            #JustStopCrocs

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                            • EdHE
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                              @jerkules I was at a wedding recently. Got chatting to this guy, said he was an A&E consultant. I said "you must have a lot of stories". He whipped his phone out and took me through a series of scans and X-rays, mostly showing the things people have shoved up their backsides and the damage done. One guy had a butt-plug that had perforated his rectum and threaded its way up to the point where it was tickling his lungs (thankfully, I was told, it had managed to snake around all the major organs rather than do additional damage). Another had put an empty jam-jar up there backwards, which had subsequently imploded. And a series of vibrators without any sort of flange, which had simply gotten sucked up there.

                              Anyway, I hope your medical students aren't still telling your story at weddings.

                              Take the dive...

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                              • goosehdG
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                                I had to look it up...A&E is not Arts and Entertainment in this instance (although I'm sure it's debatable). Accidents and Emergencies (A&E)

                                "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                • jerkulesJ
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                                  @EdH if consultants are mentioning me, above ol’ Dildo Lungs, at weddings then I’d feel oddly satisfied.

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                                  • SKTS
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                                    This is the thread that keeps on giving. @jerkules @EdH These stories may need a thread of their own but I’m hesitating at what to call it…lots of good choices but none that would pass decency guidelines.

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                                    • goosehdG
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                                      I love how that no matter how old we get, deep down inside we'll always be juvenile kids at heart 🙂

                                      "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                      • EdHE
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                                        @jerkules 😂 That's the right attitude to have I suppose!

                                        WRT Ol' Dildo Lungs, I asked the doctor "did he say why he didn't tell the other person to stop sooner?". Apparently not.

                                        Take the dive...

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                                        • OaktaviaO
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                                          OH LORT

                                          IG: electricindigowizard

                                          "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                                          WTB: IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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                                          • Daniel SanD
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                                            😂 great stories gentlemen

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