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goosehd

I love how that no matter how old we get, deep down inside we'll always be juvenile kids at heart

EdH

@jerkules That's the right attitude to have I suppose!

WRT Ol' Dildo Lungs, I asked the doctor "did he say why he didn't tell the other person to stop sooner?". Apparently not.

Oaktavia

OH LORT

Daniel San

great stories gentlemen

Matt

And a series of vibrators without any sort of flange, which had simply gotten sucked up there.

I looked on the Guineas World Book of Records website and didn’t see anything about this so I’m dubious.

AdamJ

a newborn Clanger

10/10

Matt

I think I saw The Newborn Clangers at a festival in ‘98.

EdH

@Matt I see what you did there. Sadly, I must apologise for my lack of clarity. Different patients, one vibrator apiece.

EdH

For non-Brits, these are Clangers:

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Matt

That’s less of a story. Just one errant vibrator seems like another day in the ER.

Matt

@EdH I think we actually had them here. I Seem to remember my kids watching it. It’s no Caillou but what are you gonna do, eh?

goosehd

I'm slightly disappointed that @neph93 or @Giles haven't dipped their toes into this conversation yet...

Matt

They’re busy playing with their clangers.

Daniel San

louisbosco

@jerkules are you sure you weren't acting in this skit?

Matt

Cystoscopy went well. Just kidding, it sucked. At least it was brief.

goosehd

At least it was brief.

...not a lot of ground to cover...

Matt

Matt

@goosehd well played.

Dr.: Your sphincters a little tight.

Me: You don’t say.

SKT

Glad it’s over and went quick