Random Announcements

[EdH]

@Matt I see what you did there. Sadly, I must apologise for my lack of clarity. Different patients, one vibrator apiece.

[EdH]

For non-Brits, these are Clangers:

[Matt]

That’s less of a story. Just one errant vibrator seems like another day in the ER.

[Matt]

@EdH I think we actually had them here. I Seem to remember my kids watching it. It’s no Caillou but what are you gonna do, eh?

[goosehd]

I'm slightly disappointed that @neph93 or @Giles haven't dipped their toes into this conversation yet...

[Matt]

They’re busy playing with their clangers.

[Daniel San]

[louisbosco]

@jerkules are you sure you weren't acting in this skit?

[Matt]

Cystoscopy went well. Just kidding, it sucked. At least it was brief.

[goosehd]

@Matt said in Random Announcements:

At least it was brief.

...not a lot of ground to cover...

[Matt]

[Matt]

@goosehd well played.

Dr.: Your sphincters a little tight.

Me: You don’t say.

[SKT]

Glad it’s over and went quick

[Giles]

That’s what she said

[A Former User]

Poo boom tsss

[SKT]

@Giles perfection

[Matt]

Good stuff gang. Excuse me for a minute while I go scream in the bathroom while peeing.

[SKT]

@Matt Yeah, that’s not a picnic. I just want to know what color it was because my urine was blue for a while.

[Matt]

Normal I guess. Sounds like that was either the iodine or the topical. They neglected to warm me about expelling the topical. That was a surprise.

[Seul]

@goosehd said in Random Announcements:

I had to look it up...A&E is not Arts and Entertainment in this instance

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