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    • Daniel SanD
      Daniel San
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      😂 great stories gentlemen

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      • MattM
        Matt
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        @EdH said in Random Announcements:

        And a series of vibrators without any sort of flange, which had simply gotten sucked up there.

        I looked on the Guineas World Book of Records website and didn’t see anything about this so I’m dubious.

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        • AdamJA
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          @jerkules said in Random Announcements:

          a newborn Clanger

          10/10

          The devil is in the detail..

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          • MattM
            Matt
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            I think I saw The Newborn Clangers at a festival in ‘98.

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            • EdHE
              EdH
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              @Matt 😆 I see what you did there. Sadly, I must apologise for my lack of clarity. Different patients, one vibrator apiece.

              Take the dive...

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              • EdHE
                EdH
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                For non-Brits, these are Clangers:

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                Take the dive...

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                • MattM
                  Matt
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                  That’s less of a story. Just one errant vibrator seems like another day in the ER.

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                  • MattM
                    Matt
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                    @EdH I think we actually had them here. I Seem to remember my kids watching it. It’s no Caillou but what are you gonna do, eh?

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                    • goosehdG
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                      I'm slightly disappointed that @neph93 or @Giles haven't dipped their toes into this conversation yet...

                      "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                      • MattM
                        Matt
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                        They’re busy playing with their clangers.

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                        • Daniel SanD
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                          😂 😂😂😂😂

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                          • louisboscoL
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                            @jerkules are you sure you weren't acting in this skit?

                            "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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                            • MattM
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                              Cystoscopy went well. Just kidding, it sucked. At least it was brief.

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                              • goosehdG
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                                @Matt said in Random Announcements:

                                At least it was brief.

                                ...not a lot of ground to cover...

                                "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                • MattM
                                  Matt
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                                  🍆🔥

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                                  • MattM
                                    Matt
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                                    @goosehd well played.

                                    Dr.: Your sphincters a little tight.

                                    Me: You don’t say.

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                                    • SKTS
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                                      Glad it’s over and went quick

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                                      • GilesG
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                                        That’s what she said

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        • ?
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                                          Poo boom tsss

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                                          • SKTS
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                                            @Giles perfection

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