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    • MattM
      Matt
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      I think I saw The Newborn Clangers at a festival in ‘98.

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      • EdHE
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        @Matt 😆 I see what you did there. Sadly, I must apologise for my lack of clarity. Different patients, one vibrator apiece.

        Take the dive...

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        • EdHE
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          For non-Brits, these are Clangers:

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          Take the dive...

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          • MattM
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            That’s less of a story. Just one errant vibrator seems like another day in the ER.

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            • MattM
              Matt
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              @EdH I think we actually had them here. I Seem to remember my kids watching it. It’s no Caillou but what are you gonna do, eh?

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              • goosehdG
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                I'm slightly disappointed that @neph93 or @Giles haven't dipped their toes into this conversation yet...

                "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                • MattM
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                  They’re busy playing with their clangers.

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                  • Daniel SanD
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                    😂 😂😂😂😂

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                    • louisboscoL
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                      @jerkules are you sure you weren't acting in this skit?

                      "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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                      • MattM
                        Matt
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                        Cystoscopy went well. Just kidding, it sucked. At least it was brief.

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                        • goosehdG
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                          @Matt said in Random Announcements:

                          At least it was brief.

                          ...not a lot of ground to cover...

                          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                          • MattM
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                            🍆🔥

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                            • MattM
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                              @goosehd well played.

                              Dr.: Your sphincters a little tight.

                              Me: You don’t say.

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                              • SKTS
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                                Glad it’s over and went quick

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                                • GilesG
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                                  That’s what she said

                                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                  • ?
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                                    Poo boom tsss

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                                    • SKTS
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                                      @Giles perfection

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                                      • MattM
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                                        Good stuff gang. Excuse me for a minute while I go scream in the bathroom while peeing.

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                                        • SKTS
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                                          @Matt Yeah, that’s not a picnic. I just want to know what color it was because my urine was blue for a while.

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                                          • MattM
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                                            Normal I guess. Sounds like that was either the iodine or the topical. They neglected to warm me about expelling the topical. That was a surprise. 😳

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