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    • J-IVJ
      J-IV
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      ^^
      or Kewpie

      I'm as ugly as you

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      • S
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        My dad always bought Hellman’s when we were growing up (he’s from NY). As I’ve gotten older I am firmly in camp Duke’s.

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        • mclaincauseyM
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          @sabergirl yeah Duke’s is without question my personal favorite. I know they make a lot of claims about being a long standing southern tradition but I never saw it growing up in Mississippi. It was Hellmans mostly. But Dukes wins for me.

          Think it, be it.

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          • steelworkerS
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            @popvulture said in Random Rants:

            Homemade mayo though… I think that kinda trumps all

            I had no idea how good mayonnaise could be.

            Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
            Well, I have others.

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            • pechelmanP
              pechelman
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              Last time I had Dukes I really disliked it. Hellmans for salady things and Kewpie as a condiment. But the best store bought stuff I've ever had is definitely this stuff.

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              • ChapC
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                @Oaktavia said in Random Rants:

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                Now we are talking!

                God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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                • GilesG
                  Giles
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                  Now we are talking....

                  https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/eggs/my-beautiful-mayo/

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                  • BrianB
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                    Order of preference
                    Homemade
                    Kewpie
                    Helmans
                    Tomy

                    We have some shit here that they class as mayo and really is just the consistency and taste of pva glue

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                    • OaktaviaO
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                      @Chap now I need to go to the Korean market in Maryland grab some. Only place I can find it around here.

                      IG: electricindigowizard

                      "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                      WTB: IH-526V-XHS - XL/XXL
                      IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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                      • ChapC
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                        @Giles said in Random Rants:

                        Now we are talking....

                        https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/eggs/my-beautiful-mayo/

                        Agreed! Homemade or Kewpie

                        Yesterdays Tonkatsu with Kewpie and Bulldog Tonkatsu sauce.

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                        God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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                        • ChapC
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                          @Oaktavia said in Random Rants:

                          @Chap now I need to go to the Korean market in Maryland grab some. Only place I can find it around here.

                          Same here mainly Asia food markets that store it but also some supermarkets.

                          God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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                          • 68degreesorless6
                            68degreesorless
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                            @Giles since we’re ranting here….the recipe website market is ripe for disruption. Why does every recipe website have to be so damn spammy? Most won’t even load on my 5 year old iPhone. I usually just print the recipes now if I feel like I’ll come back to it.

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                            • GilesG
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                              Pro tip from @Alex

                              https://www.justtherecipe.com/

                              Can't remember if this is the site he told me to use, but the concept is the same....

                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              • AdamJA
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                                @Giles it is, game changer. No more reading life stories for a curry recipe

                                The devil is in the detail..

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                                • GilesG
                                  Giles
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                                  QFT

                                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                  • 68degreesorless6
                                    68degreesorless
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                                    Excellent news!

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                                    • popvultureP
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                                      Oh god, I hate those sites. It’s like digging through a junk drawer to find the ingredient list buried at the bottom.

                                      WTB
                                      IHSH-IHG-BLK XXL
                                      Sugar Cane Coke Stripe SS L charcoal

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                                      • MattM
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                                        It’s beginning to look like a dedicated mayonnaise thread is in order.

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                                        • northsouthdenimguyN
                                          northsouthdenimguy
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                                          @Matt

                                          Or at least, Condiments and Sauces

                                          @selveldgesteps

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                                          • popvultureP
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                                            The Spread Thread

                                            WTB
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                                            Sugar Cane Coke Stripe SS L charcoal

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