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    • MizmazzleM
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      Whoa! I need to up my mayo game!

      In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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      • jordanscollectedJ
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        Sauer Brands is down in the SE and Duke's rules the store shelves over Hellman's. At least it did when i was in ATL and south carolina. Hellman's rules in MN

        world tours:
        888 Fat guy chocolate WT
        Mad Red x2
        Wabidashery

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        • popvultureP
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          It’s funny — growing up in my area of the Deep South (MS), it was basically Hellmans and sometimes Blue Plate. I like em both but once I discovered Duke’s a little later on, I was hooked.

          WTB
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          Sugar Cane Coke Stripe SS L charcoal

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          • popvultureP
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            Homemade mayo though… I think that kinda trumps all

            WTB
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            Sugar Cane Coke Stripe SS L charcoal

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            • SKTS
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              Miracle Whip…the crocs of mayonnaise

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              • popvultureP
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                @SKT I loled

                WTB
                IHSH-IHG-BLK XXL
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                • MizmazzleM
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                  @SKT in high school my buddy’s grandma would use miracle whip on the outside of grilled cheese sandwiches instead of butter. I still miss those days

                  In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                  • northsouthdenimguyN
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                    @jordanscollected

                    Grew up with Hellmann’s in Minnesota, but I’m a Duke’s convert after being in Atlanta for 30 years

                    @selveldgesteps

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                    • SKTS
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                      @Mizmazzle dude, my grandma would make bologna sandwiches with miracle whip when I was a kid…rural Missouri at its finest

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                      • MizmazzleM
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                        @SKT TANGY!

                        In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                        • OaktaviaO
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                          IG: electricindigowizard

                          "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                          WTB: IH-526V-XHS - XL/XXL
                          IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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                          • J-IVJ
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                            ^^
                            or Kewpie

                            I'm as ugly as you

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                            • S
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                              My dad always bought Hellman’s when we were growing up (he’s from NY). As I’ve gotten older I am firmly in camp Duke’s.

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                              • mclaincauseyM
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                                @sabergirl yeah Duke’s is without question my personal favorite. I know they make a lot of claims about being a long standing southern tradition but I never saw it growing up in Mississippi. It was Hellmans mostly. But Dukes wins for me.

                                Think it, be it.

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                                • steelworkerS
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                                  @popvulture said in Random Rants:

                                  Homemade mayo though… I think that kinda trumps all

                                  I had no idea how good mayonnaise could be.

                                  Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                  Well, I have others.

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                                  • pechelmanP
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                                    Last time I had Dukes I really disliked it. Hellmans for salady things and Kewpie as a condiment. But the best store bought stuff I've ever had is definitely this stuff.

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                                    • ChapC
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                                      @Oaktavia said in Random Rants:

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                                      Now we are talking!

                                      God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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                                      • GilesG
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                                        Now we are talking....

                                        https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/eggs/my-beautiful-mayo/

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        • BrianB
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                                          Order of preference
                                          Homemade
                                          Kewpie
                                          Helmans
                                          Tomy

                                          We have some shit here that they class as mayo and really is just the consistency and taste of pva glue

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                                          • OaktaviaO
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                                            @Chap now I need to go to the Korean market in Maryland grab some. Only place I can find it around here.

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                                            "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                                            WTB: IH-526V-XHS - XL/XXL
                                            IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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