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    • J
      Jett129
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      I tried this and threw all the Hellmans away.
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      • MizmazzleM
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        Whoa! I need to up my mayo game!

        In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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        • jordanscollectedJ
          jordanscollected
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          Sauer Brands is down in the SE and Duke's rules the store shelves over Hellman's. At least it did when i was in ATL and south carolina. Hellman's rules in MN

          world tours:
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          • popvultureP
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            It’s funny — growing up in my area of the Deep South (MS), it was basically Hellmans and sometimes Blue Plate. I like em both but once I discovered Duke’s a little later on, I was hooked.

            WTB
            IHSH-IHG-BLK XXL
            Sugar Cane Coke Stripe SS L charcoal

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            • popvultureP
              popvulture
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              Homemade mayo though… I think that kinda trumps all

              WTB
              IHSH-IHG-BLK XXL
              Sugar Cane Coke Stripe SS L charcoal

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              • SKTS
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                Miracle Whip…the crocs of mayonnaise

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                • popvultureP
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                  @SKT I loled

                  WTB
                  IHSH-IHG-BLK XXL
                  Sugar Cane Coke Stripe SS L charcoal

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                  • MizmazzleM
                    Mizmazzle
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                    @SKT in high school my buddy’s grandma would use miracle whip on the outside of grilled cheese sandwiches instead of butter. I still miss those days

                    In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                    • northsouthdenimguyN
                      northsouthdenimguy
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                      @jordanscollected

                      Grew up with Hellmann’s in Minnesota, but I’m a Duke’s convert after being in Atlanta for 30 years

                      @selveldgesteps

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                      • SKTS
                        SKT
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                        @Mizmazzle dude, my grandma would make bologna sandwiches with miracle whip when I was a kid…rural Missouri at its finest

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                        • MizmazzleM
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                          @SKT TANGY!

                          In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                          • OaktaviaO
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                            IG: electricindigowizard

                            "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                            WTB: IH-526V-XHS - XL/XXL
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                            • J-IVJ
                              J-IV
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                              ^^
                              or Kewpie

                              I'm as ugly as you

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                                My dad always bought Hellman’s when we were growing up (he’s from NY). As I’ve gotten older I am firmly in camp Duke’s.

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                                • mclaincauseyM
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                                  @sabergirl yeah Duke’s is without question my personal favorite. I know they make a lot of claims about being a long standing southern tradition but I never saw it growing up in Mississippi. It was Hellmans mostly. But Dukes wins for me.

                                  Think it, be it.

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                                  • steelworkerS
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                                    @popvulture said in Random Rants:

                                    Homemade mayo though… I think that kinda trumps all

                                    I had no idea how good mayonnaise could be.

                                    Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                    Well, I have others.

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                                    • pechelmanP
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                                      Last time I had Dukes I really disliked it. Hellmans for salady things and Kewpie as a condiment. But the best store bought stuff I've ever had is definitely this stuff.

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                                      • ChapC
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                                        @Oaktavia said in Random Rants:

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                                        Now we are talking!

                                        God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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                                        • GilesG
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                                          Now we are talking....

                                          https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/eggs/my-beautiful-mayo/

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • BrianB
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                                            Order of preference
                                            Homemade
                                            Kewpie
                                            Helmans
                                            Tomy

                                            We have some shit here that they class as mayo and really is just the consistency and taste of pva glue

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