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    • MizmazzleM
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      Exactly. Best Foods is what we called it out west.
      I like it with avocado oil

      In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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      • MizmazzleM
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        In the lunch room

        In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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        • popvultureP
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          Ummm... DUKE'S

          WTB
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            I tried this and threw all the Hellmans away.
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            • MizmazzleM
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              Whoa! I need to up my mayo game!

              In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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              • jordanscollectedJ
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                Sauer Brands is down in the SE and Duke's rules the store shelves over Hellman's. At least it did when i was in ATL and south carolina. Hellman's rules in MN

                world tours:
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                Mad Red x2
                Wabidashery

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                • popvultureP
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                  It’s funny — growing up in my area of the Deep South (MS), it was basically Hellmans and sometimes Blue Plate. I like em both but once I discovered Duke’s a little later on, I was hooked.

                  WTB
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                  • popvultureP
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                    Homemade mayo though… I think that kinda trumps all

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                    • SKTS
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                      Miracle Whip…the crocs of mayonnaise

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                      • popvultureP
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                        @SKT I loled

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                        • MizmazzleM
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                          @SKT in high school my buddy’s grandma would use miracle whip on the outside of grilled cheese sandwiches instead of butter. I still miss those days

                          In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                          • northsouthdenimguyN
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                            Grew up with Hellmann’s in Minnesota, but I’m a Duke’s convert after being in Atlanta for 30 years

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                            • SKTS
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                              @Mizmazzle dude, my grandma would make bologna sandwiches with miracle whip when I was a kid…rural Missouri at its finest

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                              • MizmazzleM
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                                @SKT TANGY!

                                In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                • OaktaviaO
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                                  • J-IVJ
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                                    ^^
                                    or Kewpie

                                    I'm as ugly as you

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                                      My dad always bought Hellman’s when we were growing up (he’s from NY). As I’ve gotten older I am firmly in camp Duke’s.

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                                      • mclaincauseyM
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                                        @sabergirl yeah Duke’s is without question my personal favorite. I know they make a lot of claims about being a long standing southern tradition but I never saw it growing up in Mississippi. It was Hellmans mostly. But Dukes wins for me.

                                        Think it, be it.

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                                        • steelworkerS
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                                          @popvulture said in Random Rants:

                                          Homemade mayo though… I think that kinda trumps all

                                          I had no idea how good mayonnaise could be.

                                          Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                          Well, I have others.

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                                          • pechelmanP
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                                            Last time I had Dukes I really disliked it. Hellmans for salady things and Kewpie as a condiment. But the best store bought stuff I've ever had is definitely this stuff.

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