That's Jokes
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@Matt, that reminds me of the coffee barista episode from the series: 'bad thoughts' (if you haven't seen it - go watch all of it!)
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Which famous actor does Arnold Schwarzenegger use to describe a colonoscopy.......................
Cameron Diaz.
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3 old ladies are sitting on a park bench as a man in a trench-coat walks by and flashes them.
2 of the ladies have a stroke, the other one couldn't reach that far. -
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
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I told this one to @Giles once and he had a laugh, so I guess it fits here:
A new sailor joins a ship crew and notices there are no women aboard. He asks the captain how the crew handles their “needs.”
The captain shows him a barrel with a hole in the side and says, “Use that. You can use it every day except Thursday.”
The sailor tries it and is amazed. “That’s incredible! But why can’t I use it on Thursday?”
The captain replies: “Because Thursday is your day in the barrel.”
