That's Jokes

[Jett129]

How about this one.
Steve try not to get an erection during the prostate exam….But my name’s Matt… I know I’m Steve!

[don_pipone]

3 old ladies are sitting on a park bench as a man in a trench-coat walks by and flashes them.
2 of the ladies have a stroke, the other one couldn't reach that far.

[Stringthing75]

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field.

[don_pipone]

I told this one to @Giles once and he had a laugh, so I guess it fits here:

A new sailor joins a ship crew and notices there are no women aboard. He asks the captain how the crew handles their “needs.”

The captain shows him a barrel with a hole in the side and says, “Use that. You can use it every day except Thursday.”

The sailor tries it and is amazed. “That’s incredible! But why can’t I use it on Thursday?”

The captain replies: “Because Thursday is your day in the barrel.”

[Giles]

I laughed again.....

[Jett129]

Love Josh Johnson.

[Matt]

[endo]

[Bridger]

Thankfully there are not too many high profile clowns these days

[Matt]

I can think of one.

[endo]

[jdwaid]

This one made me chuckle

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZxt-zgzfL3/?igsh=aHpyNGw5emRhc2xt

[Matt]

[Jett129]

This is absolutely brilliant.

[flannel slut]

[endo]

Algae on Dagobah?

[flannel slut]

Nothing a little paint job can’t clean up

[scooter]

This one always kills me. Rodney's facial expressions are priceless...

[Matt]

[Jett129]

Pretty sure we have some Norm Macdonald fans on this thread.