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    • J
      Jett129
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      How about this one.
      Steve try not to get an erection during the prostate exam….But my name’s Matt… I know I’m Steve!

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      • don_piponeD
        don_pipone
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        3 old ladies are sitting on a park bench as a man in a trench-coat walks by and flashes them.
        2 of the ladies have a stroke, the other one couldn't reach that far.

        IG: @fadecyde
        WTB: IHSH-156 burgundy (M)

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          Stringthing75
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          Did you hear about the magic tractor?

          It turned into a field.

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          • don_piponeD
            don_pipone
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            I told this one to @Giles once and he had a laugh, so I guess it fits here:

            A new sailor joins a ship crew and notices there are no women aboard. He asks the captain how the crew handles their “needs.”

            The captain shows him a barrel with a hole in the side and says, “Use that. You can use it every day except Thursday.”

            The sailor tries it and is amazed. “That’s incredible! But why can’t I use it on Thursday?”

            The captain replies: “Because Thursday is your day in the barrel.”

            IG: @fadecyde
            WTB: IHSH-156 burgundy (M)

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            • GilesG
              Giles
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              I laughed again.....

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • J
                Jett129
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                Love Josh Johnson.

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                • MattM
                  Matt
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                  • endoE
                    endo
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                    si tacuisses

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                    • BridgerB
                      Bridger
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                      Thankfully there are not too many high profile clowns these days

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                      • MattM
                        Matt
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                        I can think of one.

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                        • endoE
                          endo
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                          si tacuisses

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                            jdwaid
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                            This one made me chuckle 😆

                            https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZxt-zgzfL3/?igsh=aHpyNGw5emRhc2xt

                            IG: selvedgelooks

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