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    • scarfmaceS
      scarfmace
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      @Matt, that reminds me of the coffee barista episode from the series: 'bad thoughts' (if you haven't seen it - go watch all of it!)

      "I hate a man that talks when he's got nothing to say." – Woodrow Call

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      • bryaneidins70B
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        Which famous actor does Arnold Schwarzenegger use to describe a colonoscopy.......................

        Cameron Diaz.

        'Fail we may…Sail we must'

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        • BrianB
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          I did have a slight sarcastic giggle

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          • MattM
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                  Jett129
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                  How about this one.
                  Steve try not to get an erection during the prostate exam….But my name’s Matt… I know I’m Steve!

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                  • don_piponeD
                    don_pipone
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                    3 old ladies are sitting on a park bench as a man in a trench-coat walks by and flashes them.
                    2 of the ladies have a stroke, the other one couldn't reach that far.

                    IG: @fadecyde
                    WTB: IHSH-156 burgundy (M)

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                      Stringthing75
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                      Did you hear about the magic tractor?

                      It turned into a field.

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                      • don_piponeD
                        don_pipone
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                        I told this one to @Giles once and he had a laugh, so I guess it fits here:

                        A new sailor joins a ship crew and notices there are no women aboard. He asks the captain how the crew handles their “needs.”

                        The captain shows him a barrel with a hole in the side and says, “Use that. You can use it every day except Thursday.”

                        The sailor tries it and is amazed. “That’s incredible! But why can’t I use it on Thursday?”

                        The captain replies: “Because Thursday is your day in the barrel.”

                        IG: @fadecyde
                        WTB: IHSH-156 burgundy (M)

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                        • GilesG
                          Giles
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                          I laughed again.....

                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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