I only popped on here to look at the jeans.

@CosmoSix5 A Chelsea shirt for $2.99? Your wife was robbed

Newbie here, so hopefully nobody offended by this one.

Sister Mary entered the Monastery of Silence. The Abbot said, “ sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”
Sister Mary lived in the monastery for 5 years before the abbot said to her, “ Sister Mary, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words.
Sister Mary said, “Hard bed.”
“Im sorry to hear that” the Abbot said, “we’ll get you a better bed.”
After 5 more years, Sister Mary was called by the Abbot. “ You may say another 2 words Sister”.
“ Cold food”, said Sister Mary. The Abbot assured her the food would be better in future.
On her 15th anniversary, the Abbot again called Sister Mary into his office. “ You may say 2 words today”.
“ I quit” said Sister Mary.
“It’s probably for the best” said the Abbot, “ you’ve done fuck all but moan since you’ve been here”.

A husband takes his wife to a disco.
There’s a guy on the dance giving it large - break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says “ see that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”

Husband says “ looks like he’s still fucking celebrating!”

+1 totally classless

@Giles on first glance I thought it was Gary Lineker!

Packers were really poor offensively, and they need to cut out some of the ridiculous penalties.
Bubble well and truly burst.

@m4xime looks spot on, and works great with the shirt.

That result should mean a peaceful day at work tomorrow!

Early days but that was a seriously impressive performance from Green Bay.

@Bridger fair play. I assume you went for the red one in your next photo instead

@Bridger don’t keep us hanging, did you buy it?

@Aetas absolutely love that. Brilliant imagination and commitment from the fans.

Dortmund is a bucket list destination for me.