I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend this morning who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby,bald , older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on quite a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fuck off.

@CosmoSix5 A Chelsea shirt for $2.99? Your wife was robbed

I only popped on here to look at the jeans.

Newbie here, so hopefully nobody offended by this one.

Sister Mary entered the Monastery of Silence. The Abbot said, “ sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”
Sister Mary lived in the monastery for 5 years before the abbot said to her, “ Sister Mary, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words.
Sister Mary said, “Hard bed.”
“Im sorry to hear that” the Abbot said, “we’ll get you a better bed.”
After 5 more years, Sister Mary was called by the Abbot. “ You may say another 2 words Sister”.
“ Cold food”, said Sister Mary. The Abbot assured her the food would be better in future.
On her 15th anniversary, the Abbot again called Sister Mary into his office. “ You may say 2 words today”.
“ I quit” said Sister Mary.
“It’s probably for the best” said the Abbot, “ you’ve done fuck all but moan since you’ve been here”.

@Denimhead-0 the shirt is great, but your wife is the star in the last photo. Hilarious

@Brandrea I can’t compare them to Dehen, nut I have 3 pieces from AA and never had a problem.

You’re in for a treat!

The poor guy can’t catch a break. I’ll be setting up a go fund me page later to show how much we care.

@natefreezy Jason Statham in the house!

The colour of his lunch goes perfectly with the colour of the shirt

@Ross that’s good to hear. Thanks for the prompt response Ross

@Ross do you expect the same levels of shrinkage in the other 9oz mercerised cuts such as the IH-727?

I have the 727 in a couple of colours but haven’t washed yet, so just wondering what to expect, especially as I had them hemmed to the perfect length.
Thanks

@endo great album. One of my favourite bands