I only popped on here to look at the jeans.

Newbie here, so hopefully nobody offended by this one.

Sister Mary entered the Monastery of Silence. The Abbot said, “ sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”
Sister Mary lived in the monastery for 5 years before the abbot said to her, “ Sister Mary, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words.
Sister Mary said, “Hard bed.”
“Im sorry to hear that” the Abbot said, “we’ll get you a better bed.”
After 5 more years, Sister Mary was called by the Abbot. “ You may say another 2 words Sister”.
“ Cold food”, said Sister Mary. The Abbot assured her the food would be better in future.
On her 15th anniversary, the Abbot again called Sister Mary into his office. “ You may say 2 words today”.
“ I quit” said Sister Mary.
“It’s probably for the best” said the Abbot, “ you’ve done fuck all but moan since you’ve been here”.

A husband takes his wife to a disco.
There’s a guy on the dance giving it large - break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says “ see that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”

Husband says “ looks like he’s still fucking celebrating!”

I recently replaced the leather strap with a bracelet on my 15 year old Railmaster. It’s changed the whole look of the watch and I love it.

@HalfPastNever if you still have tags on it and it’s within 30 days of purchase then any decent retailer should offer a refund or exchange.

I own the jacket in olive and love it, but my collar is perfect. Just looks like this one slipped through QC.

I don’t know if the IH team can offer any further guidance?

WTF just happened in Washington??? Unbelievable end to the game.

@goosehd salt, vinegar and chip shop curry sauce! Food of the Gods.

@Graeme the watch on the right is very similar to the version launched in 2003, except for the more limited text.
It’s very nice.

@AdamC impressive. I’ll be back in touch with you when I’m arranging my next trip away

@AdamC that sounds and looks amazing, and Iceland is definitely on my bucket list. Did you put the itinerary together yourselves?

@Giles that reminds me of the Boomtown Rats song!

@Mizmazzle it’s had rave reviews in the UK. Apparently essential viewing for parents, especially those with teenage kids.

@CosmoSix5 the IT Crowd was also written by an Irish guy.

@AdamJ that’s helpful. Thanks again