That's Jokes

[Jett129]

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?…One gets picked. As long as we’re going dark.

[steelworker]

@Matt my wife says that to me all the time

[scooter]

@steelworker said in That's Jokes:

“Safety First .”
Unless it slows production.

Sounds like a typical day at work.

[scooter]

@Jett129 said in That's Jokes:

As long as we’re going dark...

What's more difficult than throwing a crying baby out of a window ?

Pushing it through the screen

[Jett129]

@scooter Nice,What does dating a Redneck have in common with taking Edibles? It’s all good until they hit you!

[endo]

My medical assistant said we can't put this issue of 'Titanic' magazine out in the waiting room. Fair enough.

[Matt]

[scarfmace]

@Matt, that reminds me of the coffee barista episode from the series: 'bad thoughts' (if you haven't seen it - go watch all of it!)

[bryaneidins70]

Which famous actor does Arnold Schwarzenegger use to describe a colonoscopy.......................

Cameron Diaz.

[Brian]

I did have a slight sarcastic giggle

[Matt]

[IrishHeart]