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    • goosehdG
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      @Matt said in Random Announcements:

      At least it was brief.

      ...not a lot of ground to cover...

      "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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      • MattM
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        🍆🔥

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        • MattM
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          @goosehd well played.

          Dr.: Your sphincters a little tight.

          Me: You don’t say.

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          • SKTS
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            Glad it’s over and went quick

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            • GilesG
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              That’s what she said

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • ?
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                Poo boom tsss

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                • SKTS
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                  @Giles perfection

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                  • MattM
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                    Good stuff gang. Excuse me for a minute while I go scream in the bathroom while peeing.

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                    • SKTS
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                      @Matt Yeah, that’s not a picnic. I just want to know what color it was because my urine was blue for a while.

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                      • MattM
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                        Normal I guess. Sounds like that was either the iodine or the topical. They neglected to warm me about expelling the topical. That was a surprise. 😳

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                        • SeulS
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                          @goosehd said in Random Announcements:

                          I had to look it up...A&E is not Arts and Entertainment in this instance

                          Arse & Entry (thereof)

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                          • AnesthetistA
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                            @EdH Since I usually have to put those folks under general anesthesia to undo/unscrew/unplug what they’ve done, I’ve heard a lot of excuses about how it got there.
                            My favorite is he forgot he set his floodlight bulb on the kitchen chair and sat on it after drying off from the shower. Oddly enough, it was the same way the patient before had gotten an extra large shampoo bottle stuck…and the guy with the tennis ball, and the guy with a pear, and on and on.

                            IG: bluehandsslim

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                            • goosehdG
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                              @Anesthetist Laughing so hard I can barely catch my breath…🤣

                              "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                              • MattM
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                                I mean the 🍐 could have just stayed and waited it out, right?

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                                • SKTS
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                                  @Anesthetist I think there’s a lesson here about being nude, and walking around, and sitting down, but I’m not sure what it is 😂

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                                  • AnesthetistA
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                                    @Matt not long enough for that to happen. Pears do ripen in paper bags. Not too sure about rectums….

                                    I’ll see my way out now.

                                    IG: bluehandsslim

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                                    • steelworkerS
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                                      @EdH yikes!😧

                                      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                      Well, I have others.

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                                      • steelworkerS
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                                        @Anesthetist they should man up and Own that floodlight! Yeah that's right, I jammed a giant light bulb up my ass and stuck my dick in a wall socket it was a enlightening experience last week it was a Minolta and telephoto lens. Sadly none of the photos came out thus the floodlight.

                                        Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                        Well, I have others.

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                                        • GilesG
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                                          OK. I'm going to have to take the high ground here and move on to something a little more high-brow......

                                          https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5081549/

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • endoE
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                                            I like your scientific perspective, G

                                            si tacuisses

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