That's Jokes
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Well then allow me to ruin it: the sequel will be "Nonederballs"
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Ok, so I have a filthy one (but not egregiously so). I was at Eeyore's Birthday this past weekend (an Austin dirtbag hippie mainstay — if you know, you know) and this appropriately dirtbag hippie street poet guy came up to us and offered a joke:
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
…I'll show myself out
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LOL @popvulture that is the wookiest joke I've heard all day
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Hahahaha — I mean, the odds of him being dressed like a wookie while telling me that joke were quite high. I'm surprised he wasn't, to be honest.
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By "wook," I mean a colloquial term for a dirty hippie (which originates from their often Chewbacca-esque appearance).
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Hahaha I'm using that — I thought you'd tied it into May the Fourth (but alas that was yesterday)
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We're gonna be down to just one or two bars by the time I'm done with those.
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I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen.. I can feel it.
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Ventriloquist
He's a ventriloquist walking around the countryside.
A storm is coming, driving rain is falling on him. He sees a farm. The peasant welcomes him and even offers him a snack. Once the good weather returns, the ventriloquist tells himself that to thank his host, he will use his artistic skills.He goes to a hen and makes her talk:
"How is your life on the farm"?
"Well, he steals my eggs in the morning but that's fine"
Then the turn of the cow.
"How is your life on the farm?"
"I'm also fine despite the fact that he touches my udders every morning and steals my milk."
As he walks towards a goat, the feverish peasant exclaims:
"Don't listen to her, she's a liar"
such a prick