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    • motojoboboM
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      Tsssk, tsssk. Serves him right for not respecting ANY of his barbershop appointments

      The journey is the objective.

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      • EdHE
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        @Kasi Good one!

        Take the dive...

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        • neph93N
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          «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
          We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

          • Dame Vera Lynn
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          • DmartD
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            So true 😃

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            • GilesG
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              So apparently, even 007 is going PC.  In the next 007 film, James will undergo a sex change and become Janet Bond.  The working title is Cocktopussy…..

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • AdamCA
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                😃 This actually made me laugh out loud

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                • GilesG
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                  My mission is complete…..

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                  • goosehdG
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                    😃 😃

                    "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                    • mclaincauseyM
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                      Well then allow me to ruin it: the sequel will be "Nonederballs"

                      Think it, be it.

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                      • popvultureP
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                        Ok, so I have a filthy one (but not egregiously so). I was at Eeyore's Birthday this past weekend (an Austin dirtbag hippie mainstay — if you know, you know) and this appropriately dirtbag hippie street poet guy came up to us and offered a joke:

                        What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

                        I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

                        …I'll show myself out 😶

                        WTB
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                        • GilesG
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                          @mclaincausey:

                          Well then allow me to ruin it: the sequel will be "Nonederballs"

                          👏

                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                          • J
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                            I love it,can’t wait to tell it to my wife.

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                            • mclaincauseyM
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                              LOL @popvulture that is the wookiest joke I've heard all day 😃

                              Think it, be it.

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                              • popvultureP
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                                Hahahaha — I mean, the odds of him being dressed like a wookie while telling me that joke were quite high. I'm surprised he wasn't, to be honest.

                                WTB
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                                • mclaincauseyM
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                                  By "wook," I mean a colloquial term for a dirty hippie (which originates from their often Chewbacca-esque appearance).

                                  Think it, be it.

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                                  • popvultureP
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                                    Hahaha I'm using that — I thought you'd tied it into May the Fourth (but alas that was yesterday)

                                    WTB
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                                    • endoE
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                                      (WIFI = Wurst Iz Fery Importänt)

                                      … ready for the weekend?

                                      si tacuisses

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                                      • popvultureP
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                                        We're gonna be down to just one or two bars by the time I'm done with those.

                                        WTB
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                                        • GilesG
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                                          Does anyone know how to get to Penrith?

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • steelworkerS
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                                            I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen.. I can feel it.

                                            Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                            Well, I have others.

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