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    • KasiK
      Kasi
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      Ha ha ha

      The world's insane
      While you drink champagne
      And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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      • GilesG
        Giles
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        hahahahaha

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • J
          Jett129
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          Love it,will definitely be using it!

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          • motojoboboM
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            Tsssk, tsssk. Serves him right for not respecting ANY of his barbershop appointments

            The journey is the objective.

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            • EdHE
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              @Kasi Good one!

              Take the dive...

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              • neph93N
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                «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

                • Dame Vera Lynn
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                • DmartD
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                  So true 😃

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                  • GilesG
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                    So apparently, even 007 is going PC.  In the next 007 film, James will undergo a sex change and become Janet Bond.  The working title is Cocktopussy…..

                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    • AdamCA
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                      😃 This actually made me laugh out loud

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                      • GilesG
                        Giles
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                        My mission is complete…..

                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • goosehdG
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                          😃 😃

                          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                          • mclaincauseyM
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                            Well then allow me to ruin it: the sequel will be "Nonederballs"

                            Think it, be it.

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                            • popvultureP
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                              Ok, so I have a filthy one (but not egregiously so). I was at Eeyore's Birthday this past weekend (an Austin dirtbag hippie mainstay — if you know, you know) and this appropriately dirtbag hippie street poet guy came up to us and offered a joke:

                              What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

                              I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

                              …I'll show myself out 😶

                              WTB
                              IHSH-IHG-BLK XXL
                              Sugar Cane Coke Stripe SS L charcoal

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                              • GilesG
                                Giles
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                                @mclaincausey:

                                Well then allow me to ruin it: the sequel will be "Nonederballs"

                                👏

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • J
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                                  I love it,can’t wait to tell it to my wife.

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                                  • mclaincauseyM
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                                    LOL @popvulture that is the wookiest joke I've heard all day 😃

                                    Think it, be it.

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                                    • popvultureP
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                                      Hahahaha — I mean, the odds of him being dressed like a wookie while telling me that joke were quite high. I'm surprised he wasn't, to be honest.

                                      WTB
                                      IHSH-IHG-BLK XXL
                                      Sugar Cane Coke Stripe SS L charcoal

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                                      • mclaincauseyM
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                                        By "wook," I mean a colloquial term for a dirty hippie (which originates from their often Chewbacca-esque appearance).

                                        Think it, be it.

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                                        • popvultureP
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                                          Hahaha I'm using that — I thought you'd tied it into May the Fourth (but alas that was yesterday)

                                          WTB
                                          IHSH-IHG-BLK XXL
                                          Sugar Cane Coke Stripe SS L charcoal

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                                          • endoE
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                                            (WIFI = Wurst Iz Fery Importänt)

                                            … ready for the weekend?

                                            si tacuisses

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