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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      hahahahaha

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • J
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        Love it,will definitely be using it!

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        • motojoboboM
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          Tsssk, tsssk. Serves him right for not respecting ANY of his barbershop appointments

          The journey is the objective.

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          • EdHE
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            @Kasi Good one!

            Take the dive...

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            • neph93N
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              «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
              We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

              • Dame Vera Lynn
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              • DmartD
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                So true 😃

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                • GilesG
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                  So apparently, even 007 is going PC.  In the next 007 film, James will undergo a sex change and become Janet Bond.  The working title is Cocktopussy…..

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                  • AdamCA
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                    😃 This actually made me laugh out loud

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                    • GilesG
                      Giles
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                      My mission is complete…..

                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                      • goosehdG
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                        😃 😃

                        "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                        • mclaincauseyM
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                          Well then allow me to ruin it: the sequel will be "Nonederballs"

                          Think it, be it.

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                          • popvultureP
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                            Ok, so I have a filthy one (but not egregiously so). I was at Eeyore's Birthday this past weekend (an Austin dirtbag hippie mainstay — if you know, you know) and this appropriately dirtbag hippie street poet guy came up to us and offered a joke:

                            What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

                            I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

                            …I'll show myself out 😶

                            WTB
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                            • GilesG
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                              @mclaincausey:

                              Well then allow me to ruin it: the sequel will be "Nonederballs"

                              👏

                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              • J
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                                I love it,can’t wait to tell it to my wife.

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                                • mclaincauseyM
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                                  LOL @popvulture that is the wookiest joke I've heard all day 😃

                                  Think it, be it.

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                                  • popvultureP
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                                    Hahahaha — I mean, the odds of him being dressed like a wookie while telling me that joke were quite high. I'm surprised he wasn't, to be honest.

                                    WTB
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                                    • mclaincauseyM
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                                      By "wook," I mean a colloquial term for a dirty hippie (which originates from their often Chewbacca-esque appearance).

                                      Think it, be it.

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                                      • popvultureP
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                                        Hahaha I'm using that — I thought you'd tied it into May the Fourth (but alas that was yesterday)

                                        WTB
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                                        • endoE
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                                          (WIFI = Wurst Iz Fery Importänt)

                                          … ready for the weekend?

                                          si tacuisses

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                                          • popvultureP
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                                            We're gonna be down to just one or two bars by the time I'm done with those.

                                            WTB
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