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    • mclaincauseyM
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      Well then allow me to ruin it: the sequel will be "Nonederballs"

      Think it, be it.

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      • popvultureP
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        Ok, so I have a filthy one (but not egregiously so). I was at Eeyore's Birthday this past weekend (an Austin dirtbag hippie mainstay — if you know, you know) and this appropriately dirtbag hippie street poet guy came up to us and offered a joke:

        What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

        I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

        …I'll show myself out 😶

        WTB
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        • GilesG
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          @mclaincausey:

          Well then allow me to ruin it: the sequel will be "Nonederballs"

          👏

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • J
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            I love it,can’t wait to tell it to my wife.

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            • mclaincauseyM
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              LOL @popvulture that is the wookiest joke I've heard all day 😃

              Think it, be it.

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              • popvultureP
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                Hahahaha — I mean, the odds of him being dressed like a wookie while telling me that joke were quite high. I'm surprised he wasn't, to be honest.

                WTB
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                • mclaincauseyM
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                  By "wook," I mean a colloquial term for a dirty hippie (which originates from their often Chewbacca-esque appearance).

                  Think it, be it.

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                  • popvultureP
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                    Hahaha I'm using that — I thought you'd tied it into May the Fourth (but alas that was yesterday)

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                    • endoE
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                      (WIFI = Wurst Iz Fery Importänt)

                      … ready for the weekend?

                      si tacuisses

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                      • popvultureP
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                        We're gonna be down to just one or two bars by the time I'm done with those.

                        WTB
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                        • GilesG
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                          Does anyone know how to get to Penrith?

                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                          • steelworkerS
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                            I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen.. I can feel it.

                            Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                            Well, I have others.

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                            • KasiK
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                              Giles let me know where you are there lol [emoji23]

                              Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                              The world's insane
                              While you drink champagne
                              And I'm livin' in black rain 4Q 🖕

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                              • goosehdG
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                                Ventriloquist
                                He's a ventriloquist walking around the countryside.
                                A storm is coming, driving rain is falling on him. He sees a farm. The peasant welcomes him and even offers him a snack. Once the good weather returns, the ventriloquist tells himself that to thank his host, he will use his artistic skills.

                                He goes to a hen and makes her talk:

                                "How is your life on the farm"?

                                "Well, he steals my eggs in the morning but that's fine"

                                Then the turn of the cow.

                                "How is your life on the farm?"

                                "I'm also fine despite the fact that he touches my udders every morning and steals my milk."

                                As he walks towards a goat, the feverish peasant exclaims:

                                "Don't listen to her, she's a liar"

                                "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                • GilesG
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                                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                  • goosehdG
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                                    That's f'n funny!!!  😃

                                    "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                    • endoE
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                                      👍🏻 such a prick

                                      si tacuisses

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                                      • EdHE
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                                        A Scotsman, and Englishman, and an Irishman are comparing their local pubs.

                                        "At McTavish's place, The Full Haggis in Aberdeen, McTavish will buy your fifth pint every time you buy four. It's the best deal going!"

                                        "No" says the Englishman. "The Red Lion in London is the best pub around. So much history, it's an icon, and every 3rd pint is on the house for us regulars!"

                                        "Ah dat's nothin" says the Irishman "at my local, in Kilkenny, they'll buy you one drink, then another, all the drinks you can manage really. Then when you're done drinking they'll take you upstairs and make sure that you get laid all night long!"

                                        "Bullshit" say the other two. "Did this actually happen to you?"

                                        "Well, not to me, no" the Irishman admits, "but it's happened to me sister a bunch o' times!"

                                        Take the dive...

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                                        • J
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                                          As I was reading,I was wondering where’s he going with this? Good one.

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                                          • GilesG
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                                            Brilliant…..

                                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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