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    • MizmazzleM
      Mizmazzle
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      @SKT in high school my buddy’s grandma would use miracle whip on the outside of grilled cheese sandwiches instead of butter. I still miss those days

      In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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      • northsouthdenimguyN
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        @jordanscollected

        Grew up with Hellmann’s in Minnesota, but I’m a Duke’s convert after being in Atlanta for 30 years

        @selveldgesteps

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        • SKTS
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          @Mizmazzle dude, my grandma would make bologna sandwiches with miracle whip when I was a kid…rural Missouri at its finest

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          • MizmazzleM
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            @SKT TANGY!

            In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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            • OaktaviaO
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              IG: electricindigowizard

              "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

              WTB: IH-526V-XHS - XL/XXL
              IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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              • J-IVJ
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                ^^
                or Kewpie

                I'm as ugly as you

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                • S
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                  My dad always bought Hellman’s when we were growing up (he’s from NY). As I’ve gotten older I am firmly in camp Duke’s.

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                  • mclaincauseyM
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                    @sabergirl yeah Duke’s is without question my personal favorite. I know they make a lot of claims about being a long standing southern tradition but I never saw it growing up in Mississippi. It was Hellmans mostly. But Dukes wins for me.

                    Think it, be it.

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                    • steelworkerS
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                      @popvulture said in Random Rants:

                      Homemade mayo though… I think that kinda trumps all

                      I had no idea how good mayonnaise could be.

                      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                      Well, I have others.

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                      • pechelmanP
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                        Last time I had Dukes I really disliked it. Hellmans for salady things and Kewpie as a condiment. But the best store bought stuff I've ever had is definitely this stuff.

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                        • ChapC
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                          @Oaktavia said in Random Rants:

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                          Now we are talking!

                          God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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                          • GilesG
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                            Now we are talking....

                            https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/eggs/my-beautiful-mayo/

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • BrianB
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                              Order of preference
                              Homemade
                              Kewpie
                              Helmans
                              Tomy

                              We have some shit here that they class as mayo and really is just the consistency and taste of pva glue

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                              • OaktaviaO
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                                @Chap now I need to go to the Korean market in Maryland grab some. Only place I can find it around here.

                                IG: electricindigowizard

                                "Possibly splitting hairs, but I consider @Oaktavia to be the beardy, dank High Magus of this denim game…" @neph93

                                WTB: IH-526V-XHS - XL/XXL
                                IHJ-32 - XL/XXL

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                                • ChapC
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                                  @Giles said in Random Rants:

                                  Now we are talking....

                                  https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/eggs/my-beautiful-mayo/

                                  Agreed! Homemade or Kewpie

                                  Yesterdays Tonkatsu with Kewpie and Bulldog Tonkatsu sauce.

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                                  God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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                                  • ChapC
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                                    @Oaktavia said in Random Rants:

                                    @Chap now I need to go to the Korean market in Maryland grab some. Only place I can find it around here.

                                    Same here mainly Asia food markets that store it but also some supermarkets.

                                    God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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                                    • 68degreesorless6
                                      68degreesorless
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                                      @Giles since we’re ranting here….the recipe website market is ripe for disruption. Why does every recipe website have to be so damn spammy? Most won’t even load on my 5 year old iPhone. I usually just print the recipes now if I feel like I’ll come back to it.

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                                      • GilesG
                                        Giles
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                                        Pro tip from @Alex

                                        https://www.justtherecipe.com/

                                        Can't remember if this is the site he told me to use, but the concept is the same....

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        • AdamJA
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                                          @Giles it is, game changer. No more reading life stories for a curry recipe

                                          The devil is in the detail..

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                                          • GilesG
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                                            QFT

                                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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