That's Jokes

don_pipone

I told this one to @Giles once and he had a laugh, so I guess it fits here:

A new sailor joins a ship crew and notices there are no women aboard. He asks the captain how the crew handles their “needs.”

The captain shows him a barrel with a hole in the side and says, “Use that. You can use it every day except Thursday.”

The sailor tries it and is amazed. “That’s incredible! But why can’t I use it on Thursday?”

The captain replies: “Because Thursday is your day in the barrel.”

Giles

I laughed again.....

Jett129

Love Josh Johnson.

Matt

endo

Bridger

Thankfully there are not too many high profile clowns these days

Matt

I can think of one.

endo

jdwaid

This one made me chuckle

Matt