That's Jokes

[Jett129]

Love Josh Johnson.

[Matt]

[endo]

[Bridger]

Thankfully there are not too many high profile clowns these days

[Matt]

I can think of one.

[endo]

[jdwaid]

This one made me chuckle

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZxt-zgzfL3/?igsh=aHpyNGw5emRhc2xt

[Matt]

[Jett129]

This is absolutely brilliant.

[flannel slut]

[endo]

Algae on Dagobah?

[flannel slut]

Nothing a little paint job can’t clean up

[scooter]

This one always kills me. Rodney's facial expressions are priceless...

[Matt]

[Jett129]

Pretty sure we have some Norm Macdonald fans on this thread.

[Jett129]

Mitch Hedberg.

[jdwaid]

[Matt]

[endo]

[IrishHeart]

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend this morning who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby,bald , older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on quite a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fuck off.