That's Jokes
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
Bartender says "Oy, what's with the steering wheel in your pants?
Pirate says "aarrrgggh its drivin me nuts" -
@Giles One for you, in particular:
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My wife recently sat me down and let me know how important Valentine’s Day is for her…
I can not wait to see what she has in store for us this year.
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Yeah, that is the clip I watched. I've been meaning to watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ever since seeing Rob McElhenney in Welcome to Wrexham....back to the top of my list - Thanks
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@Giles it doesn't miss. Definitely the most consistently funny show on TV, and apparently it's the longest running live action comedy show of all time!
Danny Devito is an absolute gem in it.
“𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”
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@scooter I have a friend who’s son works at SNL and he said that Chappell refuses to rehearse the entire opening monologue,but does a few snippets and gives them a general idea as to how long it will last. He originally estimated about 10-12 minutes,but because he went close to 17 minutes,2 other skits had to be cut for time. While I enjoyed it and thought it was brilliant,word on the street is that some of the cast members were pretty upset.
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