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    flannel slut
    Raw and Unwashed
    Joined: 21 Feb 2022

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-0R2diAXLq/?igsh=MXI1bDdnNjMwaHNmbA==

    last edited by 25 Jan 2025, 23:03 J 1 Reply Last reply 26 Jan 2025, 02:02 Reply Quote 1
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      Jett129
      見習いボス
      @flannel slut
      Joined: 17 Aug 2011

      @flannel-slut Really great,Thanks!

      last edited by 26 Jan 2025, 02:02 F 1 Reply Last reply 26 Jan 2025, 03:23 Reply Quote 1
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        flannel slut
        Raw and Unwashed
        @Jett129
        Joined: 21 Feb 2022

        @Jett129 😎✌️

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          endo
          見習いボス
          Joined: 29 May 2020

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          si tacuisses

          last edited by 26 Jan 2025, 05:54 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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            Mizmazzle
            見習いボス
            Joined: 29 Jun 2021

            2 hour set. Jim is a master. He’s filming a new special in two weeks he said. Hot damn.

            IMG_4914.jpeg

            In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

            last edited by 26 Jan 2025, 06:44 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 3
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              scooter
              啓蒙家
              Joined: 26 Dec 2015

              Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

              last edited by 1 Feb 2025, 15:24 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                Arkimeediz
                Raw and Unwashed
                Joined: 25 Dec 2024

                A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
                Bartender says "Oy, what's with the steering wheel in your pants?
                Pirate says "aarrrgggh its drivin me nuts"

                ...many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip

                last edited by 1 Feb 2025, 15:49 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 4
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                  Jett129
                  見習いボス
                  Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                  Stay with this one. It gets really good!

                  last edited by 3 Feb 2025, 00:46 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 3
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                    Matt
                    見習いボス
                    Joined: 4 Oct 2011

                    IMG_0439.jpeg

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                      EdH
                      Iron Heart Deity
                      Joined: 2 Jan 2022

                      @Giles One for you, in particular:

                      Take the dive...

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                        endo
                        見習いボス
                        Joined: 29 May 2020

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                        si tacuisses

                        last edited by 11 Feb 2025, 22:11 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                          flannel slut
                          Raw and Unwashed
                          Joined: 21 Feb 2022

                          My wife recently sat me down and let me know how important Valentine’s Day is for her…

                          I can not wait to see what she has in store for us this year.

                          last edited by 14 Feb 2025, 18:28 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                            Jett129
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                            Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                            Wife yells down to her husband…Hey do you have a sharp pain in your heart like someone is stabbing your voodoo doll. No he says…To which she responds…How about now?

                            last edited by Jett129 15 Feb 2025, 05:04 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                              T4920
                              見習いボス
                              Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                              Dodgiest name for a boat; The Implication.

                              iykyn

                              “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

                              last edited by 15 Feb 2025, 05:54 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                                Giles
                                IHUK Crew
                                Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                                Had to Google it because IDNK.....

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

                                last edited by 15 Feb 2025, 09:12 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                                  T4920
                                  見習いボス
                                  Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                                  @giles The whole premise of the show is that the characters are the worst human beings imaginable, so please excuse the questionable humour... 😂

                                  “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

                                  last edited by 15 Feb 2025, 09:28 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                    Giles
                                    IHUK Crew
                                    Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                                    Yeah, that is the clip I watched. I've been meaning to watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ever since seeing Rob McElhenney in Welcome to Wrexham....back to the top of my list - Thanks

                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

                                    last edited by 15 Feb 2025, 09:32 T 1 Reply Last reply 15 Feb 2025, 09:46 Reply Quote 1
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                                      T4920
                                      見習いボス
                                      @Giles
                                      Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                                      @Giles it doesn't miss. Definitely the most consistently funny show on TV, and apparently it's the longest running live action comedy show of all time!

                                      Danny Devito is an absolute gem in it.

                                      “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

                                      last edited by 15 Feb 2025, 09:46 G 1 Reply Last reply 16 Feb 2025, 10:51 Reply Quote 2
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                                        scooter
                                        啓蒙家
                                        Joined: 26 Dec 2015

                                        Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

                                        last edited by 16 Feb 2025, 05:40 J 1 Reply Last reply 16 Feb 2025, 18:38 Reply Quote 0
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                                          Giles
                                          IHUK Crew
                                          @T4920
                                          Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                                          @T4920 A season and a half in and it is brilliant - Thank you.....

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

                                          last edited by 16 Feb 2025, 10:51 T 1 Reply Last reply 16 Feb 2025, 11:22 Reply Quote 1
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