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    • flannel slutF
      flannel slut
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      • seawolfS
        seawolf
        Mod Squad
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        @flannel-slut 😂

        “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

        @zeebeeleather

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        • T4920T
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          So excited to watch the new Ari Shaffir special later today, his most recent Jew special is my favourite of all time.

          “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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          • flannel slutF
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            https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-0R2diAXLq/?igsh=MXI1bDdnNjMwaHNmbA==

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            • J
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              @flannel-slut Really great,Thanks!

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              • flannel slutF
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                @Jett129 😎✌️

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                • endoE
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                  si tacuisses

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                  • MizmazzleM
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                    2 hour set. Jim is a master. He’s filming a new special in two weeks he said. Hot damn.

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                    In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                    • scooterS
                      scooter
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                      Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                      • ArkimeedizA
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                        A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
                        Bartender says "Oy, what's with the steering wheel in your pants?
                        Pirate says "aarrrgggh its drivin me nuts"

                        ...many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip

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                        • J
                          Jett129
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                          Stay with this one. It gets really good!

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                          • MattM
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                            • EdHE
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                              @Giles One for you, in particular:

                              Take the dive...

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                              • endoE
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                                si tacuisses

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                                • flannel slutF
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                                  My wife recently sat me down and let me know how important Valentine’s Day is for her…

                                  I can not wait to see what she has in store for us this year.

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                                  • J
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                                    Wife yells down to her husband…Hey do you have a sharp pain in your heart like someone is stabbing your voodoo doll. No he says…To which she responds…How about now?

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                                    • T4920T
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                                      Dodgiest name for a boat; The Implication.

                                      iykyn

                                      “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                                      • GilesG
                                        Giles
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                                        Had to Google it because IDNK.....

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        • T4920T
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                                          @giles The whole premise of the show is that the characters are the worst human beings imaginable, so please excuse the questionable humour... 😂

                                          “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                                          • GilesG
                                            Giles
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                                            Yeah, that is the clip I watched. I've been meaning to watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ever since seeing Rob McElhenney in Welcome to Wrexham....back to the top of my list - Thanks

                                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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