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Iron Heart Fall/Winter 2025 Live Reveal - Thursday 12th of June at 1700BST

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    flannel slut
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    Joined: 21 Feb 2022

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      seawolf
      Mod Squad
      @flannel slut
      Joined: 28 Oct 2011

      @flannel-slut 😂

      “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

      @zeebeeleather

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        T4920
        見習いボス
        Joined: 27 Apr 2022

        So excited to watch the new Ari Shaffir special later today, his most recent Jew special is my favourite of all time.

        “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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          flannel slut
          Raw and Unwashed
          Joined: 21 Feb 2022

          https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-0R2diAXLq/?igsh=MXI1bDdnNjMwaHNmbA==

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            Jett129
            見習いボス
            @flannel slut
            Joined: 17 Aug 2011

            @flannel-slut Really great,Thanks!

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              flannel slut
              Raw and Unwashed
              @Jett129
              Joined: 21 Feb 2022

              @Jett129 😎✌️

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                endo
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                Joined: 29 May 2020

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                si tacuisses

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                  Mizmazzle
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                  Joined: 29 Jun 2021

                  2 hour set. Jim is a master. He’s filming a new special in two weeks he said. Hot damn.

                  IMG_4914.jpeg

                  In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                    scooter
                    啓蒙家
                    Joined: 26 Dec 2015

                    Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                      Arkimeediz
                      Raw and Unwashed
                      Joined: 25 Dec 2024

                      A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
                      Bartender says "Oy, what's with the steering wheel in your pants?
                      Pirate says "aarrrgggh its drivin me nuts"

                      ...many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip

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                        Jett129
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                        Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                        Stay with this one. It gets really good!

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                          Matt
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                          Joined: 4 Oct 2011

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                            EdH
                            Iron Heart Deity
                            Joined: 2 Jan 2022

                            @Giles One for you, in particular:

                            Take the dive...

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                              endo
                              見習いボス
                              Joined: 29 May 2020

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                              si tacuisses

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                                flannel slut
                                Raw and Unwashed
                                Joined: 21 Feb 2022

                                My wife recently sat me down and let me know how important Valentine’s Day is for her…

                                I can not wait to see what she has in store for us this year.

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                                  Jett129
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                                  Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                                  Wife yells down to her husband…Hey do you have a sharp pain in your heart like someone is stabbing your voodoo doll. No he says…To which she responds…How about now?

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                                    T4920
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                                    Dodgiest name for a boat; The Implication.

                                    iykyn

                                    “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                                      Giles
                                      IHUK Crew
                                      Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                                      Had to Google it because IDNK.....

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        T4920
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                                        Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                                        @giles The whole premise of the show is that the characters are the worst human beings imaginable, so please excuse the questionable humour... 😂

                                        “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                                          Giles
                                          IHUK Crew
                                          Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                                          Yeah, that is the clip I watched. I've been meaning to watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ever since seeing Rob McElhenney in Welcome to Wrexham....back to the top of my list - Thanks

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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