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    steelworker
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    Joined: 16 Apr 2014

    Makes sense to me. Kind of.

    Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
    Well, I have others.

    last edited by 16 Jan 2025, 03:19 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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      seawolf
      Mod Squad
      Joined: 28 Oct 2011

      I knew you guys would understand.

      “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

      @zeebeeleather

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        flannel slut
        Raw and Unwashed
        @seawolf
        Joined: 21 Feb 2022

        @seawolf clearly you meant to post this under the “words of wisdom” thread

        last edited by 16 Jan 2025, 13:38 S 1 Reply Last reply 16 Jan 2025, 15:37 Reply Quote 1
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          flannel slut
          Raw and Unwashed
          Joined: 21 Feb 2022

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            seawolf
            Mod Squad
            @flannel slut
            Joined: 28 Oct 2011

            @flannel-slut 😂

            “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

            @zeebeeleather

            last edited by 16 Jan 2025, 15:37 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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              T4920
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              Joined: 27 Apr 2022

              So excited to watch the new Ari Shaffir special later today, his most recent Jew special is my favourite of all time.

              “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

              last edited by 16 Jan 2025, 15:50 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                flannel slut
                Raw and Unwashed
                Joined: 21 Feb 2022

                https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-0R2diAXLq/?igsh=MXI1bDdnNjMwaHNmbA==

                last edited by 25 Jan 2025, 23:03 J 1 Reply Last reply 26 Jan 2025, 02:02 Reply Quote 1
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                  Jett129
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                  @flannel slut
                  Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                  @flannel-slut Really great,Thanks!

                  last edited by 26 Jan 2025, 02:02 F 1 Reply Last reply 26 Jan 2025, 03:23 Reply Quote 1
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                    flannel slut
                    Raw and Unwashed
                    @Jett129
                    Joined: 21 Feb 2022

                    @Jett129 😎✌️

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                      endo
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                      Joined: 29 May 2020

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                      si tacuisses

                      last edited by 26 Jan 2025, 05:54 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                        Mizmazzle
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                        Joined: 29 Jun 2021

                        2 hour set. Jim is a master. He’s filming a new special in two weeks he said. Hot damn.

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                        In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

                        last edited by 26 Jan 2025, 06:44 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 3
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                          scooter
                          啓蒙家
                          Joined: 26 Dec 2015

                          Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

                          last edited by 1 Feb 2025, 15:24 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                            Arkimeediz
                            Raw and Unwashed
                            Joined: 25 Dec 2024

                            A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
                            Bartender says "Oy, what's with the steering wheel in your pants?
                            Pirate says "aarrrgggh its drivin me nuts"

                            ...many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip

                            last edited by 1 Feb 2025, 15:49 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 4
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                              Jett129
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                              Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                              Stay with this one. It gets really good!

                              last edited by 3 Feb 2025, 00:46 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 3
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                                Matt
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                                Joined: 4 Oct 2011

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                                  EdH
                                  Iron Heart Deity
                                  Joined: 2 Jan 2022

                                  @Giles One for you, in particular:

                                  Take the dive...

                                  last edited by 11 Feb 2025, 09:43 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
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                                    endo
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                                    Joined: 29 May 2020

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                                    si tacuisses

                                    last edited by 11 Feb 2025, 22:11 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                                      flannel slut
                                      Raw and Unwashed
                                      Joined: 21 Feb 2022

                                      My wife recently sat me down and let me know how important Valentine’s Day is for her…

                                      I can not wait to see what she has in store for us this year.

                                      last edited by 14 Feb 2025, 18:28 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                                        Jett129
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                                        Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                                        Wife yells down to her husband…Hey do you have a sharp pain in your heart like someone is stabbing your voodoo doll. No he says…To which she responds…How about now?

                                        last edited by Jett129 15 Feb 2025, 05:04 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                                          T4920
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                                          Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                                          Dodgiest name for a boat; The Implication.

                                          iykyn

                                          “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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