Random Announcements

[Joberwocky]

@cityofdelusion Muse has new music out ??  ???
Man, I'm behind the times.  Best concert I ever went to was Muse when they were touring for Black Holes and Revelations

[Matt]

Here’s a text exchange between my wife and me presented out of context…

[Giles]

But for fucks sake, please do not give us the context….

[Matt]

Of course not.  Perfect representation of our marriage as is.

[Jett129]

Based on that I’m thinking that your wife is in the health care industry,in some capacity,and you’re definitely not getting laid tonight,or any time soon.

[neph93]

@Jett129:

and you’re definitely not getting laid tonight,or any time soon.

Au contraire… sounds like he's got a date with Mrs. Palmerson and her five dexterous daughters later.

[Matt]

A gentleman never tells.  Or so I hear.

[Jett129]

I'm thinking he has a date with Fistina.

[Matt]

That reminded me, I was watching Bob Saget tell The Aristocrats earlier.  Woof.

[Jett129]

@Matt:

A gentleman never tells.  Or so I hear.

Once you committed to making that post "Gentleman" went out the window!

[Matt]

I committed to that long, long ago

[Jett129]

On another note,have you ever heard the version of the Aristocrats that Gilbert Gottfried did when he roasted Hugh Hefner? In my opinion the single best version ever. I thought about posting it here,but you’ll have to go to YouTube to see it.

[Giles]

Asheville tomorrow - stoked…..

[popvulture]

I hear nothing but good things — looking forward to hearing how it goes

[sabergirl]

@Giles:

Asheville tomorrow - stoked…..

So excited! I think y’all are going to dig the mountains.

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[Chris]

Yeah, Asheville's fantastic.

[Bfd70]

@Giles:

Asheville tomorrow - stoked…..

You’re in the USA? What’s doin in Ashville?

[neph93]

@Bfd70:

@Giles:

Asheville tomorrow - stoked…..

You’re in the USA? What’s doin in Ashville?

@sabergirl!

[chrisjohnnick]

Coming to Nashville next? 

[Oaktavia]

Asheville is so beautiful. Dig it.