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LewisStonehouse

@popvulture kind words my man, let’s be seeing dem fits

popvulture

You bet, man!

Joberwocky

@cityofdelusion Muse has new music out ?? ???
Man, I'm behind the times. Best concert I ever went to was Muse when they were touring for Black Holes and Revelations

Matt

Here’s a text exchange between my wife and me presented out of context…

Giles

But for fucks sake, please do not give us the context….

Matt

Of course not. Perfect representation of our marriage as is.

Jett129

Based on that I’m thinking that your wife is in the health care industry,in some capacity,and you’re definitely not getting laid tonight,or any time soon.

neph93

@Jett129:

and you’re definitely not getting laid tonight,or any time soon.

Au contraire… sounds like he's got a date with Mrs. Palmerson and her five dexterous daughters later.

Matt

A gentleman never tells. Or so I hear.

Jett129

I'm thinking he has a date with Fistina.

Matt

That reminded me, I was watching Bob Saget tell The Aristocrats earlier. Woof.

Jett129

@Matt:

A gentleman never tells. Or so I hear.

Once you committed to making that post "Gentleman" went out the window!

Matt

I committed to that long, long ago

Jett129

On another note,have you ever heard the version of the Aristocrats that Gilbert Gottfried did when he roasted Hugh Hefner? In my opinion the single best version ever. I thought about posting it here,but you’ll have to go to YouTube to see it.