Random Announcements

[cityofdelusion]

Today is a good day, because Muse released a new song ("Won't stand down")

[LewisStonehouse]

Asked the better half to get a picture, we’re both pissed. Didn’t feel it was worthy of WAYWT so here ya go in random

[ARNC]

@LewisStonehouse maybe the photos will improve after a few more drinks.  You should probably do the same, to ensure any wobbling is synchronised 

[LewisStonehouse]

Everything is rather wobbly and deteriorating by the minute I’m afraid

[LewisStonehouse]

Apparently I have been upgraded to the status of 啓蒙家 which I understand (according to Google) translates to enlightenment. The irony of this is not lost on me, being dim at best, however it’s been a great pleasure to get to this point on the forum and getting to know some of you a little bit. More of the same please, and I can’t wait to meet some of y’all properly at the anniversary doo

[popvulture]

@LewisStonehouse:

Apparently I have been upgraded to the status of 啓蒙家 which I understand (according to Google) translates to enlightenment. The irony of this is not lost on me, being dim at best, however it’s been a great pleasure to get to this point on the forum and getting to know some of you a little bit. More of the same please, and I can’t wait to meet some of y’all properly at the anniversary doo

Been a real pleasure for me as well! Good crew here, awesome to get to know so many people from all kinds of places and backgrounds. I need to be a better sharer like yourself in WAYWT etc — one of my new year's resolutions. Cheers!

[LewisStonehouse]

@popvulture kind words my man, let’s be seeing dem fits

[popvulture]

You bet, man!

[Joberwocky]

@cityofdelusion Muse has new music out ??  ???
Man, I'm behind the times.  Best concert I ever went to was Muse when they were touring for Black Holes and Revelations

[Matt]

Here’s a text exchange between my wife and me presented out of context…

[Giles]

But for fucks sake, please do not give us the context….

[Matt]

Of course not.  Perfect representation of our marriage as is.

[Jett129]

Based on that I’m thinking that your wife is in the health care industry,in some capacity,and you’re definitely not getting laid tonight,or any time soon.

[neph93]

@Jett129:

and you’re definitely not getting laid tonight,or any time soon.

Au contraire… sounds like he's got a date with Mrs. Palmerson and her five dexterous daughters later.

[Matt]

A gentleman never tells.  Or so I hear.

[Jett129]

I'm thinking he has a date with Fistina.

[Matt]

That reminded me, I was watching Bob Saget tell The Aristocrats earlier.  Woof.

[Jett129]

@Matt:

A gentleman never tells.  Or so I hear.

Once you committed to making that post "Gentleman" went out the window!

[Matt]

I committed to that long, long ago

[Jett129]

On another note,have you ever heard the version of the Aristocrats that Gilbert Gottfried did when he roasted Hugh Hefner? In my opinion the single best version ever. I thought about posting it here,but you’ll have to go to YouTube to see it.