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    • deadendproD
      deadendpro
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      just thought i would let all the gentlemen on here know this… it is entirely possible to break your penis. (did not happen to me, i was just linked an article and thought i would share with you all here.)

      Currently Wearing:
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      15.4oz 3sixteen Type 3
      25oz Samurai Type 1

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      • SeulS
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        Dick move…

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        • GeoG
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          @deadendpro:

          just thought i would let all the gentlemen on here know this… it is entirely possible to break your penis. (did not happen to me, i was just linked an article and thought i would share with you all here.)

          yup - it's true - you can

          sadly tho' . . . medicine hasn't yet evolved to the point where it can take away the pain but leave the swelling . . .

          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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          • deadendproD
            deadendpro
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            ^ hahaha, that will be the day. just really really painful to even think about..

            Currently Wearing:
            SExSx3s 27-01
            15.4oz 3sixteen Type 3
            25oz Samurai Type 1

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            • GeoG
              Geo
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              i know . . .

              Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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              • GilesG
                Giles
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                Geo, tell us more…...........

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                • GeoG
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                  long story as briefly as possible

                  in my twenties - my beautiful wife and i were practising being pelvically affiliated (your phrase i think?) - her on top - when the distance between pelvises became a little too remote and there was a disconnect for a second before she came back down . . . then there was was a fairly audible 'snap' and a muffled yelp on my part

                  light on - check - nothing untoward looking . . . but with passion dampened, sleep time

                  got up in the morning, went to the loo and nearly shit myself before i made it there . . . passed a mirror and there was puple/black bruising from above my waist to midway down my thighs . . . and some hugely impressive swelling

                  phoned doc for emergency appointment - was told only a locum available - said fine, and set off (wearing loose sweatpants) . . . more than a little worried

                  got to surgery - and told to go see Doctor whoever - went to room, walked in to find young female doc (jeez . . . it had to be!)

                  'sit down and tell me what's up?' she says

                  'well . . .' says i, and repeats the top bit

                  'mmmmm - ok, then i guess i'll need to have a look'

                  i stand up and drop the sweatpants and she literally jumps backward in her seat with a start - 'you need to go to hospital' . . . now i am really worried

                  so a&e at hospital - now i've got to explain to receptionist what the issue is . . . the worry, pain and embarrassment is getting worser and worser

                  now getting to see specialist . . . another female . . . who has a look, is visibly startled and goes out the room only to return with a colleague and a nurse . . . both female . . . oh well i'm getting used to it now

                  so after much ado, and every medically affiliated woman in glasgow having a good look at my predickament it turns out i had torn the suspensory ligament

                  6 weeks for the bruising alone to disappear

                  Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                  • GilesG
                    Giles
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                    Ouch

                      • He's a walking medical disaster

                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    • Finn666F
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                      well as long as little Geo is enjoying the show it`s all good… 🙂

                      jk.get well soon mate!

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                      • SeulS
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                        Holy cow Geo… I literally felt my balls shrinking as I read that... All they way down to tennisball size!..

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                        • GeoG
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                          Giles - thanks for your support as ever . . .

                          Finn - absolutely no worries on that part 😉

                          Seul - tennis ball size? You must be very frustrated . . .

                          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                          • SeulS
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                            Yeah - finding fitting boxers is hell!..

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                            • jimmyJ
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                              From now on I am on top.

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                              • GilesG
                                Giles
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                                You're in luck Geo…................

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • GeoG
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                                  @Seul:

                                  Yeah - finding fitting boxers is hell!..

                                  . . . Sounds like finding suitable outlets is too!

                                  Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                  • rocketR
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                                    just read through this, Geo Geo…. having a hugh kopfkino (mental cinema) now  😉 ...I can probably a tiny bit empathize your pains, since little rocket managed to get a bruising some year back as well, little sport accident.... and that alone was painful enough.....

                                    rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                    It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                    R.I.P. Geo

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                                    • GilesG
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                                      For a moment, I thought you said a little squirt accident…..............

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                      • GeoG
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                                        Lol

                                        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                        • rocketR
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                                          not really…  😉

                                          rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                          It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                          R.I.P. Geo

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                                          • O
                                            Omega Man
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                                            Geeze Geo, you are walking medical dictionary  😉  Can't imagine the pain…....It could be the other way around, like constant arousal (as in the movie Love and Other Drug). I am sure the female doctors, nurses will get a kick out of it.

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