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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      Geo, tell us more…...........

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • GeoG
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        long story as briefly as possible

        in my twenties - my beautiful wife and i were practising being pelvically affiliated (your phrase i think?) - her on top - when the distance between pelvises became a little too remote and there was a disconnect for a second before she came back down . . . then there was was a fairly audible 'snap' and a muffled yelp on my part

        light on - check - nothing untoward looking . . . but with passion dampened, sleep time

        got up in the morning, went to the loo and nearly shit myself before i made it there . . . passed a mirror and there was puple/black bruising from above my waist to midway down my thighs . . . and some hugely impressive swelling

        phoned doc for emergency appointment - was told only a locum available - said fine, and set off (wearing loose sweatpants) . . . more than a little worried

        got to surgery - and told to go see Doctor whoever - went to room, walked in to find young female doc (jeez . . . it had to be!)

        'sit down and tell me what's up?' she says

        'well . . .' says i, and repeats the top bit

        'mmmmm - ok, then i guess i'll need to have a look'

        i stand up and drop the sweatpants and she literally jumps backward in her seat with a start - 'you need to go to hospital' . . . now i am really worried

        so a&e at hospital - now i've got to explain to receptionist what the issue is . . . the worry, pain and embarrassment is getting worser and worser

        now getting to see specialist . . . another female . . . who has a look, is visibly startled and goes out the room only to return with a colleague and a nurse . . . both female . . . oh well i'm getting used to it now

        so after much ado, and every medically affiliated woman in glasgow having a good look at my predickament it turns out i had torn the suspensory ligament

        6 weeks for the bruising alone to disappear

        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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        • GilesG
          Giles
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          Ouch

            • He's a walking medical disaster

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • Finn666F
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            well as long as little Geo is enjoying the show it`s all good… 🙂

            jk.get well soon mate!

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            • SeulS
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              Holy cow Geo… I literally felt my balls shrinking as I read that... All they way down to tennisball size!..

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              • GeoG
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                Giles - thanks for your support as ever . . .

                Finn - absolutely no worries on that part 😉

                Seul - tennis ball size? You must be very frustrated . . .

                Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                • SeulS
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                  Yeah - finding fitting boxers is hell!..

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                  • jimmyJ
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                    From now on I am on top.

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                    • GilesG
                      Giles
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                      You're in luck Geo…................

                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                      • GeoG
                        Geo
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                        @Seul:

                        Yeah - finding fitting boxers is hell!..

                        . . . Sounds like finding suitable outlets is too!

                        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                        • rocketR
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                          just read through this, Geo Geo…. having a hugh kopfkino (mental cinema) now  😉 ...I can probably a tiny bit empathize your pains, since little rocket managed to get a bruising some year back as well, little sport accident.... and that alone was painful enough.....

                          rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                          It's all humbug, like everywhere
                          R.I.P. Geo

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                          • GilesG
                            Giles
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                            For a moment, I thought you said a little squirt accident…..............

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • GeoG
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                              Lol

                              Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                              • rocketR
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                                not really…  😉

                                rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                R.I.P. Geo

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                                • O
                                  Omega Man
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                                  Geeze Geo, you are walking medical dictionary  😉  Can't imagine the pain…....It could be the other way around, like constant arousal (as in the movie Love and Other Drug). I am sure the female doctors, nurses will get a kick out of it.

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                                  • GilesG
                                    Giles
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                                    And opticians….........

                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    • GeoG
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                                      it wasn't actually that painful after the event . . . useless - yes, but not painful

                                      anyway it's a better story told with a few beers  😉

                                      . . . and yes, i guess i've got more scars and had more broken bones than most, but i've survived so far . . .  :-\

                                      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                      • Finn666F
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                                        Cheers Stubborn Crew 😉

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                                        • Madame ButtonflyM
                                          Madame Buttonfly
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                                          Cheers, Finn!

                                          *Mme B wonders if G will notice if she slips away to sit in garden with lovely, cold beer… :-\

                                          AKA Mrs G

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                                          • Finn666F
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                                            post pics if he doesn`t  :P…

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