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    • J
      jacoavlu
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      thanks much Jimmy!
      now H makes sense!

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      • jimmyJ
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        @jacoavlu:

        thanks much Jimmy!
        now H makes sense!

        dont thank me thank Hayato

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          Kudos Hayato!

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          • SeulS
            Seul
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            Having to get up at 6.15 am to go to work… Eff this...

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            • BeatleB
              Beatle
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              don´t feel bad - that´s what I do every morning..plus - now it´s already bright outside..

              We can do anything

              http://bybeatle.com

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              • SeulS
                Seul
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                I only work (and function) in the afternoon normally… Ah well... HOME!.. Tea and sun...

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                • Finn666F
                  Finn666
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                  back to switzerland…have a good one stubborn crew!

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                  • ronaldlshR
                    ronaldlsh
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                    It's 88°F / 31°C now in Singapore, when it's 12.45am. FML.

                    THE RAW WAR

                    @ronaldlsh:

                    > Just going to keep wearing IH.

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                    • gollottiG
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                      Happy Mother's Day  😘

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                      • deadendproD
                        deadendpro
                        啓蒙家
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                        just thought i would let all the gentlemen on here know this… it is entirely possible to break your penis. (did not happen to me, i was just linked an article and thought i would share with you all here.)

                        Currently Wearing:
                        SExSx3s 27-01
                        15.4oz 3sixteen Type 3
                        25oz Samurai Type 1

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                        • SeulS
                          Seul
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                          Dick move…

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                          • GeoG
                            Geo
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                            @deadendpro:

                            just thought i would let all the gentlemen on here know this… it is entirely possible to break your penis. (did not happen to me, i was just linked an article and thought i would share with you all here.)

                            yup - it's true - you can

                            sadly tho' . . . medicine hasn't yet evolved to the point where it can take away the pain but leave the swelling . . .

                            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                            • deadendproD
                              deadendpro
                              啓蒙家
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                              ^ hahaha, that will be the day. just really really painful to even think about..

                              Currently Wearing:
                              SExSx3s 27-01
                              15.4oz 3sixteen Type 3
                              25oz Samurai Type 1

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                              • GeoG
                                Geo
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                                i know . . .

                                Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                • GilesG
                                  Giles
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                                  Geo, tell us more…...........

                                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                  • GeoG
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                                    long story as briefly as possible

                                    in my twenties - my beautiful wife and i were practising being pelvically affiliated (your phrase i think?) - her on top - when the distance between pelvises became a little too remote and there was a disconnect for a second before she came back down . . . then there was was a fairly audible 'snap' and a muffled yelp on my part

                                    light on - check - nothing untoward looking . . . but with passion dampened, sleep time

                                    got up in the morning, went to the loo and nearly shit myself before i made it there . . . passed a mirror and there was puple/black bruising from above my waist to midway down my thighs . . . and some hugely impressive swelling

                                    phoned doc for emergency appointment - was told only a locum available - said fine, and set off (wearing loose sweatpants) . . . more than a little worried

                                    got to surgery - and told to go see Doctor whoever - went to room, walked in to find young female doc (jeez . . . it had to be!)

                                    'sit down and tell me what's up?' she says

                                    'well . . .' says i, and repeats the top bit

                                    'mmmmm - ok, then i guess i'll need to have a look'

                                    i stand up and drop the sweatpants and she literally jumps backward in her seat with a start - 'you need to go to hospital' . . . now i am really worried

                                    so a&e at hospital - now i've got to explain to receptionist what the issue is . . . the worry, pain and embarrassment is getting worser and worser

                                    now getting to see specialist . . . another female . . . who has a look, is visibly startled and goes out the room only to return with a colleague and a nurse . . . both female . . . oh well i'm getting used to it now

                                    so after much ado, and every medically affiliated woman in glasgow having a good look at my predickament it turns out i had torn the suspensory ligament

                                    6 weeks for the bruising alone to disappear

                                    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                    • GilesG
                                      Giles
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                                      Ouch

                                        • He's a walking medical disaster

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                      • Finn666F
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                                        well as long as little Geo is enjoying the show it`s all good… 🙂

                                        jk.get well soon mate!

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                                        • SeulS
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                                          Holy cow Geo… I literally felt my balls shrinking as I read that... All they way down to tennisball size!..

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                                          • GeoG
                                            Geo
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                                            Giles - thanks for your support as ever . . .

                                            Finn - absolutely no worries on that part 😉

                                            Seul - tennis ball size? You must be very frustrated . . .

                                            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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