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    • GeoG
      Geo
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      i know . . .

      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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      • GilesG
        Giles
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        Geo, tell us more…...........

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • GeoG
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          long story as briefly as possible

          in my twenties - my beautiful wife and i were practising being pelvically affiliated (your phrase i think?) - her on top - when the distance between pelvises became a little too remote and there was a disconnect for a second before she came back down . . . then there was was a fairly audible 'snap' and a muffled yelp on my part

          light on - check - nothing untoward looking . . . but with passion dampened, sleep time

          got up in the morning, went to the loo and nearly shit myself before i made it there . . . passed a mirror and there was puple/black bruising from above my waist to midway down my thighs . . . and some hugely impressive swelling

          phoned doc for emergency appointment - was told only a locum available - said fine, and set off (wearing loose sweatpants) . . . more than a little worried

          got to surgery - and told to go see Doctor whoever - went to room, walked in to find young female doc (jeez . . . it had to be!)

          'sit down and tell me what's up?' she says

          'well . . .' says i, and repeats the top bit

          'mmmmm - ok, then i guess i'll need to have a look'

          i stand up and drop the sweatpants and she literally jumps backward in her seat with a start - 'you need to go to hospital' . . . now i am really worried

          so a&e at hospital - now i've got to explain to receptionist what the issue is . . . the worry, pain and embarrassment is getting worser and worser

          now getting to see specialist . . . another female . . . who has a look, is visibly startled and goes out the room only to return with a colleague and a nurse . . . both female . . . oh well i'm getting used to it now

          so after much ado, and every medically affiliated woman in glasgow having a good look at my predickament it turns out i had torn the suspensory ligament

          6 weeks for the bruising alone to disappear

          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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          • GilesG
            Giles
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            Ouch

              • He's a walking medical disaster

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • Finn666F
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              well as long as little Geo is enjoying the show it`s all good… 🙂

              jk.get well soon mate!

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              • SeulS
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                Holy cow Geo… I literally felt my balls shrinking as I read that... All they way down to tennisball size!..

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                • GeoG
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                  Giles - thanks for your support as ever . . .

                  Finn - absolutely no worries on that part 😉

                  Seul - tennis ball size? You must be very frustrated . . .

                  Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                  • SeulS
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                    Yeah - finding fitting boxers is hell!..

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                    • jimmyJ
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                      From now on I am on top.

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                      • GilesG
                        Giles
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                        You're in luck Geo…................

                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • GeoG
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                          @Seul:

                          Yeah - finding fitting boxers is hell!..

                          . . . Sounds like finding suitable outlets is too!

                          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                          • rocketR
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                            just read through this, Geo Geo…. having a hugh kopfkino (mental cinema) now  😉 ...I can probably a tiny bit empathize your pains, since little rocket managed to get a bruising some year back as well, little sport accident.... and that alone was painful enough.....

                            rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                            It's all humbug, like everywhere
                            R.I.P. Geo

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                            • GilesG
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                              For a moment, I thought you said a little squirt accident…..............

                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              • GeoG
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                                Lol

                                Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                • rocketR
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                                  not really…  😉

                                  rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                  It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                  R.I.P. Geo

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                                  • O
                                    Omega Man
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                                    Geeze Geo, you are walking medical dictionary  😉  Can't imagine the pain…....It could be the other way around, like constant arousal (as in the movie Love and Other Drug). I am sure the female doctors, nurses will get a kick out of it.

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                                    • GilesG
                                      Giles
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                                      And opticians….........

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                      • GeoG
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                                        it wasn't actually that painful after the event . . . useless - yes, but not painful

                                        anyway it's a better story told with a few beers  😉

                                        . . . and yes, i guess i've got more scars and had more broken bones than most, but i've survived so far . . .  :-\

                                        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                        • Finn666F
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                                          Cheers Stubborn Crew 😉

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                                          • Madame ButtonflyM
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                                            Cheers, Finn!

                                            *Mme B wonders if G will notice if she slips away to sit in garden with lovely, cold beer… :-\

                                            AKA Mrs G

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