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[Geo]

i know . . .

[Giles]

Geo, tell us more…...........

[Geo]

long story as briefly as possible

in my twenties - my beautiful wife and i were practising being pelvically affiliated (your phrase i think?) - her on top - when the distance between pelvises became a little too remote and there was a disconnect for a second before she came back down . . . then there was was a fairly audible 'snap' and a muffled yelp on my part

light on - check - nothing untoward looking . . . but with passion dampened, sleep time

got up in the morning, went to the loo and nearly shit myself before i made it there . . . passed a mirror and there was puple/black bruising from above my waist to midway down my thighs . . . and some hugely impressive swelling

phoned doc for emergency appointment - was told only a locum available - said fine, and set off (wearing loose sweatpants) . . . more than a little worried

got to surgery - and told to go see Doctor whoever - went to room, walked in to find young female doc (jeez . . . it had to be!)

'sit down and tell me what's up?' she says

'well . . .' says i, and repeats the top bit

'mmmmm - ok, then i guess i'll need to have a look'

i stand up and drop the sweatpants and she literally jumps backward in her seat with a start - 'you need to go to hospital' . . . now i am really worried

so a&e at hospital - now i've got to explain to receptionist what the issue is . . . the worry, pain and embarrassment is getting worser and worser

now getting to see specialist . . . another female . . . who has a look, is visibly startled and goes out the room only to return with a colleague and a nurse . . . both female . . . oh well i'm getting used to it now

so after much ado, and every medically affiliated woman in glasgow having a good look at my predickament it turns out i had torn the suspensory ligament

6 weeks for the bruising alone to disappear

[Giles]

Ouch

• • He's a walking medical disaster

[Finn666]

well as long as little Geo is enjoying the show it`s all good…

jk.get well soon mate!

[Seul]

Holy cow Geo… I literally felt my balls shrinking as I read that... All they way down to tennisball size!..

[Geo]

Giles - thanks for your support as ever . . .

Finn - absolutely no worries on that part

Seul - tennis ball size? You must be very frustrated . . .

[Seul]

Yeah - finding fitting boxers is hell!..

[jimmy]

From now on I am on top.

[Giles]

You're in luck Geo…................

[Geo]

@Seul:

Yeah - finding fitting boxers is hell!..

. . . Sounds like finding suitable outlets is too!

[rocket]

just read through this, Geo Geo…. having a hugh kopfkino (mental cinema) now  ...I can probably a tiny bit empathize your pains, since little rocket managed to get a bruising some year back as well, little sport accident.... and that alone was painful enough.....

[Giles]

For a moment, I thought you said a little squirt accident…..............

[Geo]

Lol

[rocket]

not really… 

[Omega Man]

Geeze Geo, you are walking medical dictionary    Can't imagine the pain…....It could be the other way around, like constant arousal (as in the movie Love and Other Drug). I am sure the female doctors, nurses will get a kick out of it.

[Giles]

And opticians….........

[Geo]

it wasn't actually that painful after the event . . . useless - yes, but not painful

anyway it's a better story told with a few beers 

. . . and yes, i guess i've got more scars and had more broken bones than most, but i've survived so far . . .  :-\

[Finn666]

Cheers Stubborn Crew

[Madame Buttonfly]

Cheers, Finn!

*Mme B wonders if G will notice if she slips away to sit in garden with lovely, cold beer… :-\