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    • SeulS
      Seul
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      I only work (and function) in the afternoon normally… Ah well... HOME!.. Tea and sun...

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      • Finn666F
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        back to switzerland…have a good one stubborn crew!

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        • ronaldlshR
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          It's 88°F / 31°C now in Singapore, when it's 12.45am. FML.

          THE RAW WAR

          @ronaldlsh:

          > Just going to keep wearing IH.

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          • gollottiG
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            Happy Mother's Day  😘

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            • deadendproD
              deadendpro
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              just thought i would let all the gentlemen on here know this… it is entirely possible to break your penis. (did not happen to me, i was just linked an article and thought i would share with you all here.)

              Currently Wearing:
              SExSx3s 27-01
              15.4oz 3sixteen Type 3
              25oz Samurai Type 1

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              • SeulS
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                Dick move…

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                • GeoG
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                  @deadendpro:

                  just thought i would let all the gentlemen on here know this… it is entirely possible to break your penis. (did not happen to me, i was just linked an article and thought i would share with you all here.)

                  yup - it's true - you can

                  sadly tho' . . . medicine hasn't yet evolved to the point where it can take away the pain but leave the swelling . . .

                  Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                  • deadendproD
                    deadendpro
                    啓蒙家
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                    ^ hahaha, that will be the day. just really really painful to even think about..

                    Currently Wearing:
                    SExSx3s 27-01
                    15.4oz 3sixteen Type 3
                    25oz Samurai Type 1

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                    • GeoG
                      Geo
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                      i know . . .

                      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                      • GilesG
                        Giles
                        IHUK Crew
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                        Geo, tell us more…...........

                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • GeoG
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                          long story as briefly as possible

                          in my twenties - my beautiful wife and i were practising being pelvically affiliated (your phrase i think?) - her on top - when the distance between pelvises became a little too remote and there was a disconnect for a second before she came back down . . . then there was was a fairly audible 'snap' and a muffled yelp on my part

                          light on - check - nothing untoward looking . . . but with passion dampened, sleep time

                          got up in the morning, went to the loo and nearly shit myself before i made it there . . . passed a mirror and there was puple/black bruising from above my waist to midway down my thighs . . . and some hugely impressive swelling

                          phoned doc for emergency appointment - was told only a locum available - said fine, and set off (wearing loose sweatpants) . . . more than a little worried

                          got to surgery - and told to go see Doctor whoever - went to room, walked in to find young female doc (jeez . . . it had to be!)

                          'sit down and tell me what's up?' she says

                          'well . . .' says i, and repeats the top bit

                          'mmmmm - ok, then i guess i'll need to have a look'

                          i stand up and drop the sweatpants and she literally jumps backward in her seat with a start - 'you need to go to hospital' . . . now i am really worried

                          so a&e at hospital - now i've got to explain to receptionist what the issue is . . . the worry, pain and embarrassment is getting worser and worser

                          now getting to see specialist . . . another female . . . who has a look, is visibly startled and goes out the room only to return with a colleague and a nurse . . . both female . . . oh well i'm getting used to it now

                          so after much ado, and every medically affiliated woman in glasgow having a good look at my predickament it turns out i had torn the suspensory ligament

                          6 weeks for the bruising alone to disappear

                          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                          • GilesG
                            Giles
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                            Ouch

                              • He's a walking medical disaster

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • Finn666F
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                              well as long as little Geo is enjoying the show it`s all good… 🙂

                              jk.get well soon mate!

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                              • SeulS
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                                Holy cow Geo… I literally felt my balls shrinking as I read that... All they way down to tennisball size!..

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                                • GeoG
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                                  Giles - thanks for your support as ever . . .

                                  Finn - absolutely no worries on that part 😉

                                  Seul - tennis ball size? You must be very frustrated . . .

                                  Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                  • SeulS
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                                    Yeah - finding fitting boxers is hell!..

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                                    • jimmyJ
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                                      From now on I am on top.

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                                      • GilesG
                                        Giles
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                                        You're in luck Geo…................

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        • GeoG
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                                          @Seul:

                                          Yeah - finding fitting boxers is hell!..

                                          . . . Sounds like finding suitable outlets is too!

                                          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                          • rocketR
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                                            just read through this, Geo Geo…. having a hugh kopfkino (mental cinema) now  😉 ...I can probably a tiny bit empathize your pains, since little rocket managed to get a bruising some year back as well, little sport accident.... and that alone was painful enough.....

                                            rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                            It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                            R.I.P. Geo

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