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    • SeulS
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      Dick move…

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      • GeoG
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        @deadendpro:

        just thought i would let all the gentlemen on here know this… it is entirely possible to break your penis. (did not happen to me, i was just linked an article and thought i would share with you all here.)

        yup - it's true - you can

        sadly tho' . . . medicine hasn't yet evolved to the point where it can take away the pain but leave the swelling . . .

        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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        • deadendproD
          deadendpro
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          ^ hahaha, that will be the day. just really really painful to even think about..

          Currently Wearing:
          SExSx3s 27-01
          15.4oz 3sixteen Type 3
          25oz Samurai Type 1

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          • GeoG
            Geo
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            i know . . .

            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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            • GilesG
              Giles
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              Geo, tell us more…...........

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • GeoG
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                long story as briefly as possible

                in my twenties - my beautiful wife and i were practising being pelvically affiliated (your phrase i think?) - her on top - when the distance between pelvises became a little too remote and there was a disconnect for a second before she came back down . . . then there was was a fairly audible 'snap' and a muffled yelp on my part

                light on - check - nothing untoward looking . . . but with passion dampened, sleep time

                got up in the morning, went to the loo and nearly shit myself before i made it there . . . passed a mirror and there was puple/black bruising from above my waist to midway down my thighs . . . and some hugely impressive swelling

                phoned doc for emergency appointment - was told only a locum available - said fine, and set off (wearing loose sweatpants) . . . more than a little worried

                got to surgery - and told to go see Doctor whoever - went to room, walked in to find young female doc (jeez . . . it had to be!)

                'sit down and tell me what's up?' she says

                'well . . .' says i, and repeats the top bit

                'mmmmm - ok, then i guess i'll need to have a look'

                i stand up and drop the sweatpants and she literally jumps backward in her seat with a start - 'you need to go to hospital' . . . now i am really worried

                so a&e at hospital - now i've got to explain to receptionist what the issue is . . . the worry, pain and embarrassment is getting worser and worser

                now getting to see specialist . . . another female . . . who has a look, is visibly startled and goes out the room only to return with a colleague and a nurse . . . both female . . . oh well i'm getting used to it now

                so after much ado, and every medically affiliated woman in glasgow having a good look at my predickament it turns out i had torn the suspensory ligament

                6 weeks for the bruising alone to disappear

                Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                • GilesG
                  Giles
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                  Ouch

                    • He's a walking medical disaster

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                  • Finn666F
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                    well as long as little Geo is enjoying the show it`s all good… 🙂

                    jk.get well soon mate!

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                    • SeulS
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                      Holy cow Geo… I literally felt my balls shrinking as I read that... All they way down to tennisball size!..

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                      • GeoG
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                        Giles - thanks for your support as ever . . .

                        Finn - absolutely no worries on that part 😉

                        Seul - tennis ball size? You must be very frustrated . . .

                        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                        • SeulS
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                          Yeah - finding fitting boxers is hell!..

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                          • jimmyJ
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                            From now on I am on top.

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                            • GilesG
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                              You're in luck Geo…................

                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              • GeoG
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                                @Seul:

                                Yeah - finding fitting boxers is hell!..

                                . . . Sounds like finding suitable outlets is too!

                                Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                • rocketR
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                                  just read through this, Geo Geo…. having a hugh kopfkino (mental cinema) now  😉 ...I can probably a tiny bit empathize your pains, since little rocket managed to get a bruising some year back as well, little sport accident.... and that alone was painful enough.....

                                  rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                  It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                  R.I.P. Geo

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                                  • GilesG
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                                    For a moment, I thought you said a little squirt accident…..............

                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    • GeoG
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                                      Lol

                                      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                      • rocketR
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                                        not really…  😉

                                        rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                        It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                        R.I.P. Geo

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                                        • O
                                          Omega Man
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                                          Geeze Geo, you are walking medical dictionary  😉  Can't imagine the pain…....It could be the other way around, like constant arousal (as in the movie Love and Other Drug). I am sure the female doctors, nurses will get a kick out of it.

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                                          • GilesG
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                                            And opticians….........

                                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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