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    • gollottiG
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      Happy Mother's Day  😘

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      • deadendproD
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        just thought i would let all the gentlemen on here know this… it is entirely possible to break your penis. (did not happen to me, i was just linked an article and thought i would share with you all here.)

        Currently Wearing:
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        15.4oz 3sixteen Type 3
        25oz Samurai Type 1

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        • SeulS
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          Dick move…

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          • GeoG
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            @deadendpro:

            just thought i would let all the gentlemen on here know this… it is entirely possible to break your penis. (did not happen to me, i was just linked an article and thought i would share with you all here.)

            yup - it's true - you can

            sadly tho' . . . medicine hasn't yet evolved to the point where it can take away the pain but leave the swelling . . .

            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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            • deadendproD
              deadendpro
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              ^ hahaha, that will be the day. just really really painful to even think about..

              Currently Wearing:
              SExSx3s 27-01
              15.4oz 3sixteen Type 3
              25oz Samurai Type 1

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              • GeoG
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                i know . . .

                Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                • GilesG
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                  Geo, tell us more…...........

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                  • GeoG
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                    long story as briefly as possible

                    in my twenties - my beautiful wife and i were practising being pelvically affiliated (your phrase i think?) - her on top - when the distance between pelvises became a little too remote and there was a disconnect for a second before she came back down . . . then there was was a fairly audible 'snap' and a muffled yelp on my part

                    light on - check - nothing untoward looking . . . but with passion dampened, sleep time

                    got up in the morning, went to the loo and nearly shit myself before i made it there . . . passed a mirror and there was puple/black bruising from above my waist to midway down my thighs . . . and some hugely impressive swelling

                    phoned doc for emergency appointment - was told only a locum available - said fine, and set off (wearing loose sweatpants) . . . more than a little worried

                    got to surgery - and told to go see Doctor whoever - went to room, walked in to find young female doc (jeez . . . it had to be!)

                    'sit down and tell me what's up?' she says

                    'well . . .' says i, and repeats the top bit

                    'mmmmm - ok, then i guess i'll need to have a look'

                    i stand up and drop the sweatpants and she literally jumps backward in her seat with a start - 'you need to go to hospital' . . . now i am really worried

                    so a&e at hospital - now i've got to explain to receptionist what the issue is . . . the worry, pain and embarrassment is getting worser and worser

                    now getting to see specialist . . . another female . . . who has a look, is visibly startled and goes out the room only to return with a colleague and a nurse . . . both female . . . oh well i'm getting used to it now

                    so after much ado, and every medically affiliated woman in glasgow having a good look at my predickament it turns out i had torn the suspensory ligament

                    6 weeks for the bruising alone to disappear

                    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                    • GilesG
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                      Ouch

                        • He's a walking medical disaster

                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                      • Finn666F
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                        well as long as little Geo is enjoying the show it`s all good… 🙂

                        jk.get well soon mate!

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                        • SeulS
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                          Holy cow Geo… I literally felt my balls shrinking as I read that... All they way down to tennisball size!..

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                          • GeoG
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                            Giles - thanks for your support as ever . . .

                            Finn - absolutely no worries on that part 😉

                            Seul - tennis ball size? You must be very frustrated . . .

                            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                            • SeulS
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                              Yeah - finding fitting boxers is hell!..

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                              • jimmyJ
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                                From now on I am on top.

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                                • GilesG
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                                  You're in luck Geo…................

                                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                  • GeoG
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                                    @Seul:

                                    Yeah - finding fitting boxers is hell!..

                                    . . . Sounds like finding suitable outlets is too!

                                    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                    • rocketR
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                                      just read through this, Geo Geo…. having a hugh kopfkino (mental cinema) now  😉 ...I can probably a tiny bit empathize your pains, since little rocket managed to get a bruising some year back as well, little sport accident.... and that alone was painful enough.....

                                      rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                      It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                      R.I.P. Geo

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                                      • GilesG
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                                        For a moment, I thought you said a little squirt accident…..............

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        • GeoG
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                                          Lol

                                          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                          • rocketR
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                                            not really…  😉

                                            rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                            It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                            R.I.P. Geo

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