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    • GeoG
      Geo
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      @deadendpro:

      just thought i would let all the gentlemen on here know this… it is entirely possible to break your penis. (did not happen to me, i was just linked an article and thought i would share with you all here.)

      yup - it's true - you can

      sadly tho' . . . medicine hasn't yet evolved to the point where it can take away the pain but leave the swelling . . .

      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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      • deadendproD
        deadendpro
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        ^ hahaha, that will be the day. just really really painful to even think about..

        Currently Wearing:
        SExSx3s 27-01
        15.4oz 3sixteen Type 3
        25oz Samurai Type 1

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        • GeoG
          Geo
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          i know . . .

          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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          • GilesG
            Giles
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            Geo, tell us more…...........

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • GeoG
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              long story as briefly as possible

              in my twenties - my beautiful wife and i were practising being pelvically affiliated (your phrase i think?) - her on top - when the distance between pelvises became a little too remote and there was a disconnect for a second before she came back down . . . then there was was a fairly audible 'snap' and a muffled yelp on my part

              light on - check - nothing untoward looking . . . but with passion dampened, sleep time

              got up in the morning, went to the loo and nearly shit myself before i made it there . . . passed a mirror and there was puple/black bruising from above my waist to midway down my thighs . . . and some hugely impressive swelling

              phoned doc for emergency appointment - was told only a locum available - said fine, and set off (wearing loose sweatpants) . . . more than a little worried

              got to surgery - and told to go see Doctor whoever - went to room, walked in to find young female doc (jeez . . . it had to be!)

              'sit down and tell me what's up?' she says

              'well . . .' says i, and repeats the top bit

              'mmmmm - ok, then i guess i'll need to have a look'

              i stand up and drop the sweatpants and she literally jumps backward in her seat with a start - 'you need to go to hospital' . . . now i am really worried

              so a&e at hospital - now i've got to explain to receptionist what the issue is . . . the worry, pain and embarrassment is getting worser and worser

              now getting to see specialist . . . another female . . . who has a look, is visibly startled and goes out the room only to return with a colleague and a nurse . . . both female . . . oh well i'm getting used to it now

              so after much ado, and every medically affiliated woman in glasgow having a good look at my predickament it turns out i had torn the suspensory ligament

              6 weeks for the bruising alone to disappear

              Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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              • GilesG
                Giles
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                Ouch

                  • He's a walking medical disaster

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                • Finn666F
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                  well as long as little Geo is enjoying the show it`s all good… 🙂

                  jk.get well soon mate!

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                  • SeulS
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                    Holy cow Geo… I literally felt my balls shrinking as I read that... All they way down to tennisball size!..

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                    • GeoG
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                      Giles - thanks for your support as ever . . .

                      Finn - absolutely no worries on that part 😉

                      Seul - tennis ball size? You must be very frustrated . . .

                      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                      • SeulS
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                        Yeah - finding fitting boxers is hell!..

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                        • jimmyJ
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                          From now on I am on top.

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                          • GilesG
                            Giles
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                            You're in luck Geo…................

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • GeoG
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                              @Seul:

                              Yeah - finding fitting boxers is hell!..

                              . . . Sounds like finding suitable outlets is too!

                              Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                              • rocketR
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                                just read through this, Geo Geo…. having a hugh kopfkino (mental cinema) now  😉 ...I can probably a tiny bit empathize your pains, since little rocket managed to get a bruising some year back as well, little sport accident.... and that alone was painful enough.....

                                rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                R.I.P. Geo

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                                • GilesG
                                  Giles
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                                  For a moment, I thought you said a little squirt accident…..............

                                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                  • GeoG
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                                    Lol

                                    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                    • rocketR
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                                      not really…  😉

                                      rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                      It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                      R.I.P. Geo

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                                      • O
                                        Omega Man
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                                        Geeze Geo, you are walking medical dictionary  😉  Can't imagine the pain…....It could be the other way around, like constant arousal (as in the movie Love and Other Drug). I am sure the female doctors, nurses will get a kick out of it.

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                                        • GilesG
                                          Giles
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                                          And opticians….........

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • GeoG
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                                            it wasn't actually that painful after the event . . . useless - yes, but not painful

                                            anyway it's a better story told with a few beers  😉

                                            . . . and yes, i guess i've got more scars and had more broken bones than most, but i've survived so far . . .  :-\

                                            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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