Random Rants

[Matt]

Popeyes is always legit.

[Matt]

Of course of all the thing that could potentially cause diarrhea at TB it had to be the iceberg lettuce.

[Jord]

@Matt I think that's irony at it's finest, can't make that shit up

[jordanscollected]

My wife and I rarely get away from the farm for social events. I do get to wear IH at the office and at home so I shouldn’t “rant” but I’m going to anyhow.

We get an invite today to a friends 40th bday party in early September. Great, stoked to accept the invite and be able to wear my IH gear to a third space. Done and done right? No.

The invite, to a party at a park near a lake:
“Please join us in wearing golf attire as it’s a golf themed party”.

There is no golf course nearby, and no fucking golfing happening.

[sabergirl]

Sounds like you need to hunt down a polo @jordanscollected

[jordanscollected]

@sabergirl loan me yours?

[Bridger]

Some dress ideas

[jordanscollected]

@Bridger great ideas. I have a wild jersey I could cut the sleeves off from. Too hot for the gopher costume.

[Giles]

I would not go

[tody]

not that i feel like a responsible adult, but 'theme party' and '40th birthday‘ don‘t really fit together in my book…

[IrishHeart]

Probably because I’m a git, I ignore instructions as to how I should dress going to fancy dress or themed parties and just wear what I like. I can put up with any comments about me being a curmudgeon.

[Giles]

Atta boy.....

[Giles]

And actually thinking about it @jordanscollected , are there rules as to what you wear playing golf?

Edit. Just googled it, there does appear to be a dress code, which is another fucking good reason not to pick up a golf bat.....

[Alex]

@Giles said in Random Rants:

And actually thinking about it @jordanscollected , are there rules as to what you wear playing golf?

depending on the ponsiness of the club, then yes.

[GoodtimeJohnny]

@IrishHeart Same, I actually find it easier to ignore once I made the concious decision to ignore the request!

[tody]

and then there is always this:

[Denimhead 0]

[northsouthdenimguy]

If you have to go…

[Aetas]

@jordanscollected Solve it with the help of the right cap …

[jordanscollected]

These are all great ideas. I do have one decent option to incorporate IH. @mclaincausey recently passed on a pair of Wabash pants cut off into shorts. I bet those would pass for golf shorts.

Pair it with my Wabash mechanic work shirt and a golf hat. I may have found my path.

Though @Giles ”I would not attend” led my choices for most of yesterday.