That's Jokes
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Al old married couple go to the doctor because their memory isn't what it used to be and they've become really forgetful. The doctor suggests they write things down to help them remember. Later on the wife asks the husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. He says sure. She says write it down you'll forget. He says I won't forget. She says I also want whipped cream on it. She says,once again, write it down. He says no problem I got this. She says I want a cherry on top also. She says again write it down. He says I got it ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry. He goes into the kitchen and comes out a half hour later smiling with a plate of bacon and eggs. She looks at him and says…Where's the toast?
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@endo This reminded me of your recent brush with traffic enforcement:
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@Matt Ever come across letters like these when you were an insurance guy?
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@EdH i have gotten hundreds, at least, of every variety of angry, confused, frustrated, and batshit nutty correspondence over the past 23 years but the truly inspired ones from those detached from our plane of reality always come written or typed on paper for some reason. I’ve definitely seen some good ones.
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Make sure you do @Giles. I thought it would be quite chick-flick when Mrs H suggested we give it a go, but was much funnier than I anticipated.
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@Matt I hear you on that! I used to get handwritten letters from someone in prison who wanted us to act for his company. They were quite wild.
yeah, very much so, btw haven't heard of them since, but ...
