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    • scooterS
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      Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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      • EdHE
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        @endo This reminded me of your recent brush with traffic enforcement:

        Take the dive...

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        • endoE
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          😂 yeah, very much so, btw haven't heard of them since, but ...

          si tacuisses

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          • endoE
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            si tacuisses

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            • EdHE
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              @Matt Ever come across letters like these when you were an insurance guy?

              Take the dive...

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              • MattM
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                Just got home, ill def watch these later and get back to you.

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                • MattM
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                  @EdH i have gotten hundreds, at least, of every variety of angry, confused, frustrated, and batshit nutty correspondence over the past 23 years but the truly inspired ones from those detached from our plane of reality always come written or typed on paper for some reason. I’ve definitely seen some good ones.

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                  • GilesG
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                    Thank you @endo 🙂

                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    • endoE
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                      It's a brilliant show IMO ('Fleabag').

                      si tacuisses

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                      • GilesG
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                        Have not watched. Will definitely do so now 🙂

                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • EdHE
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                          Make sure you do @Giles. I thought it would be quite chick-flick when Mrs H suggested we give it a go, but was much funnier than I anticipated.

                          Take the dive...

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                          • EdHE
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                            @Matt I hear you on that! I used to get handwritten letters from someone in prison who wanted us to act for his company. They were quite wild.

                            Take the dive...

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                            • endoE
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                              IHTB-01-GRN

                              si tacuisses

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                              • GilesG
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                                Hahahahahahahaha

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • MattM
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                                  Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

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                                  • ROmanR
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                                    @endo I've been reading good things about Condors new fleet.

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                                    • endoE
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                                      The aircraft was fine, but the ride was rough. We experienced turbulences over the indian ocean. I was thrown out of my seat, hit the ceiling with my head and landed in the aisle. Approximately 20 people got injured, one broken leg, lots of bleeding heads. The ceiling in the cabin was actually broken above many seats from people (heads) been thrown against it. Together with 4 other doctors we managed to take care of everyone untill the plane landed about 3 hrs later. Haven‘t had this before.

                                      si tacuisses

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                                      • motojoboboM
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                                        Glad you made it OK @endo but sorry you and the rest of the passengers had such a rough ride. Never been on such a turbulent flight myself.

                                        Odds are you are very unlikely to ever buy an IHTB-01-GRN after this !!

                                        The journey is the objective.

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                                        • endoE
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                                          @motojobobo said in That's Jokes:

                                          Glad you made it OK @endo but sorry you and the rest of the passengers had such a rough ride. Never been on such a turbulent flight myself.

                                          Odds are you are very unlikely to ever buy an IHTB-01-GRN after this !!

                                          😁 no, I‘d love to

                                          si tacuisses

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                                          • GilesG
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                                            Wow....

                                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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