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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      Absolutely brilliant…..

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • EdHE
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        Thought you'd like that one @Giles, I thought it had a similar appeal to the "best pub" joke…

        Take the dive...

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        • GilesG
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          Which is still my fave….

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • endoE
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            no joke, real life

            si tacuisses

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            • ARNCA
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              @endo I thought someone else would have bitten by now. As they haven’t, I’ll do the necessary:

              I have never felt the need to comment on my complete lack of interest in sports cars until now  😃

              “Every day that you survive you get a free sunset“

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              • endoE
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                😃 @ARNC

                si tacuisses

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                • goosehdG
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                  @ARNC  😃 😃 Well played, well played…

                  "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                  • GilesG
                    Giles
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                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    • goosehdG
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                      Skinny little man in the elevator

                      A skinny little man goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little dude staring up at him, so he says to him, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown." The little man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking the little guy. In a weak voice the little pipsqueak says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big guy says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me…I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."

                      The little guy stutters, "T-T-T-Turner Brown?? Sweet Jesus, I thought you said 'Turn around'!!"

                      "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                      • J
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                        Al old married couple go to the doctor because their memory isn't what it used to be and they've become really forgetful.  The doctor suggests they write things down to help them remember.  Later on the wife asks the husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. He says sure. She says write it down you'll forget. He says I won't forget. She says I also want whipped cream on it.  She says,once again, write it down. He says no problem I got this. She says I want a cherry on top also. She says again write it down. He says I got it ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry. He goes into the kitchen and comes out a half hour later smiling with a plate of bacon and eggs. She looks at him and says…Where's the toast?

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                        • J
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                          @scooter   

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                          • scooterS
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                            #truth

                            Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                            • GilesG
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                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                              • GilesG
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                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • scooterS
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                                  Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                  • EdHE
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                                    @endo This reminded me of your recent brush with traffic enforcement:

                                    Take the dive...

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                                    • endoE
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                                      😂 yeah, very much so, btw haven't heard of them since, but ...

                                      si tacuisses

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                                      • endoE
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                                        si tacuisses

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                                        • EdHE
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                                          @Matt Ever come across letters like these when you were an insurance guy?

                                          Take the dive...

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                                          • MattM
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                                            Just got home, ill def watch these later and get back to you.

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