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    • J
      Jett129
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      @scooter Nice,What does dating a Redneck have in common with taking Edibles? It’s all good until they hit you!

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      • endoE
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        My medical assistant said we can't put this issue of 'Titanic' magazine out in the waiting room. Fair enough.

        si tacuisses

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        • MattM
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          • scarfmaceS
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            @Matt, that reminds me of the coffee barista episode from the series: 'bad thoughts' (if you haven't seen it - go watch all of it!)

            "I hate a man that talks when he's got nothing to say." – Woodrow Call

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            • bryaneidins70B
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              Which famous actor does Arnold Schwarzenegger use to describe a colonoscopy.......................

              Cameron Diaz.

              'Fail we may…Sail we must'

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              • BrianB
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                I did have a slight sarcastic giggle

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                    • MattM
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                        Jett129
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                        How about this one.
                        Steve try not to get an erection during the prostate exam….But my name’s Matt… I know I’m Steve!

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                        • don_piponeD
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                          3 old ladies are sitting on a park bench as a man in a trench-coat walks by and flashes them.
                          2 of the ladies have a stroke, the other one couldn't reach that far.

                          IG: @fadecyde
                          WTB: IHSH-156 burgundy (M)

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                            Stringthing75
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                            Did you hear about the magic tractor?

                            It turned into a field.

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                              I told this one to @Giles once and he had a laugh, so I guess it fits here:

                              A new sailor joins a ship crew and notices there are no women aboard. He asks the captain how the crew handles their “needs.”

                              The captain shows him a barrel with a hole in the side and says, “Use that. You can use it every day except Thursday.”

                              The sailor tries it and is amazed. “That’s incredible! But why can’t I use it on Thursday?”

                              The captain replies: “Because Thursday is your day in the barrel.”

                              IG: @fadecyde
                              WTB: IHSH-156 burgundy (M)

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                              • GilesG
                                Giles
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                                I laughed again.....

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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