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    • scooterS
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      @Jett129 said in That's Jokes:

      As long as we’re going dark...

      What's more difficult than throwing a crying baby out of a window ?

      Pushing it through the screen

      Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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      • J
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        @scooter Nice,What does dating a Redneck have in common with taking Edibles? It’s all good until they hit you!

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        • endoE
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          My medical assistant said we can't put this issue of 'Titanic' magazine out in the waiting room. Fair enough.

          si tacuisses

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          • MattM
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            • scarfmaceS
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              @Matt, that reminds me of the coffee barista episode from the series: 'bad thoughts' (if you haven't seen it - go watch all of it!)

              "I hate a man that talks when he's got nothing to say." – Woodrow Call

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              • bryaneidins70B
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                Which famous actor does Arnold Schwarzenegger use to describe a colonoscopy.......................

                Cameron Diaz.

                'Fail we may…Sail we must'

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                • BrianB
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                  I did have a slight sarcastic giggle

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                          How about this one.
                          Steve try not to get an erection during the prostate exam….But my name’s Matt… I know I’m Steve!

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                          • don_piponeD
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                            3 old ladies are sitting on a park bench as a man in a trench-coat walks by and flashes them.
                            2 of the ladies have a stroke, the other one couldn't reach that far.

                            IG: @fadecyde
                            WTB: IHSH-156 burgundy (M)

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                              Did you hear about the magic tractor?

                              It turned into a field.

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                              • don_piponeD
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                                I told this one to @Giles once and he had a laugh, so I guess it fits here:

                                A new sailor joins a ship crew and notices there are no women aboard. He asks the captain how the crew handles their “needs.”

                                The captain shows him a barrel with a hole in the side and says, “Use that. You can use it every day except Thursday.”

                                The sailor tries it and is amazed. “That’s incredible! But why can’t I use it on Thursday?”

                                The captain replies: “Because Thursday is your day in the barrel.”

                                IG: @fadecyde
                                WTB: IHSH-156 burgundy (M)

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                                • GilesG
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                                  I laughed again.....

                                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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