That's Jokes

[Arkimeediz]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
Bartender says "Oy, what's with the steering wheel in your pants?
Pirate says "aarrrgggh its drivin me nuts"

[Jett129]

Stay with this one. It gets really good!

[Matt]

[EdH]

@Giles One for you, in particular:

[endo]

[flannel slut]

My wife recently sat me down and let me know how important Valentine’s Day is for her…

I can not wait to see what she has in store for us this year.

[Jett129]

Wife yells down to her husband…Hey do you have a sharp pain in your heart like someone is stabbing your voodoo doll. No he says…To which she responds…How about now?

[T4920]

Dodgiest name for a boat; The Implication.

iykyn

[Giles]

Had to Google it because IDNK.....

[T4920]

@giles The whole premise of the show is that the characters are the worst human beings imaginable, so please excuse the questionable humour...

[Giles]

Yeah, that is the clip I watched. I've been meaning to watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ever since seeing Rob McElhenney in Welcome to Wrexham....back to the top of my list - Thanks

[T4920]

@Giles it doesn't miss. Definitely the most consistently funny show on TV, and apparently it's the longest running live action comedy show of all time!

Danny Devito is an absolute gem in it.

[scooter]

[Giles]

@T4920 A season and a half in and it is brilliant - Thank you.....

[T4920]

@Giles that's quite the TV binge! Well played

[Jett129]

@scooter I have a friend who’s son works at SNL and he said that Chappell refuses to rehearse the entire opening monologue,but does a few snippets and gives them a general idea as to how long it will last. He originally estimated about 10-12 minutes,but because he went close to 17 minutes,2 other skits had to be cut for time. While I enjoyed it and thought it was brilliant,word on the street is that some of the cast members were pretty upset.

[IrishHeart]

[Matt]

[scooter]

[scooter]