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    flannel slut
    Raw and Unwashed
    @seawolf
    Joined: 21 Feb 2022

    @seawolf clearly you meant to post this under the “words of wisdom” thread

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      flannel slut
      Raw and Unwashed
      Joined: 21 Feb 2022

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        seawolf
        Mod Squad
        @flannel slut
        Joined: 28 Oct 2011

        @flannel-slut 😂

        “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

        @zeebeeleather

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          T4920
          見習いボス
          Joined: 27 Apr 2022

          So excited to watch the new Ari Shaffir special later today, his most recent Jew special is my favourite of all time.

          “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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            flannel slut
            Raw and Unwashed
            Joined: 21 Feb 2022

            https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-0R2diAXLq/?igsh=MXI1bDdnNjMwaHNmbA==

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              Jett129
              見習いボス
              @flannel slut
              Joined: 17 Aug 2011

              @flannel-slut Really great,Thanks!

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                flannel slut
                Raw and Unwashed
                @Jett129
                Joined: 21 Feb 2022

                @Jett129 😎✌️

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                  endo
                  見習いボス
                  Joined: 29 May 2020

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                  si tacuisses

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                    Mizmazzle
                    見習いボス
                    Joined: 29 Jun 2021

                    2 hour set. Jim is a master. He’s filming a new special in two weeks he said. Hot damn.

                    IMG_4914.jpeg

                    In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                      scooter
                      啓蒙家
                      Joined: 26 Dec 2015

                      Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

                      last edited by 1 Feb 2025, 15:24 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                        Arkimeediz
                        Raw and Unwashed
                        Joined: 25 Dec 2024

                        A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
                        Bartender says "Oy, what's with the steering wheel in your pants?
                        Pirate says "aarrrgggh its drivin me nuts"

                        ...many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip

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                          Jett129
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                          Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                          Stay with this one. It gets really good!

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                            Matt
                            見習いボス
                            Joined: 4 Oct 2011

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                              EdH
                              Iron Heart Deity
                              Joined: 2 Jan 2022

                              @Giles One for you, in particular:

                              Take the dive...

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                                endo
                                見習いボス
                                Joined: 29 May 2020

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                                si tacuisses

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                                  flannel slut
                                  Raw and Unwashed
                                  Joined: 21 Feb 2022

                                  My wife recently sat me down and let me know how important Valentine’s Day is for her…

                                  I can not wait to see what she has in store for us this year.

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                                    Jett129
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                                    Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                                    Wife yells down to her husband…Hey do you have a sharp pain in your heart like someone is stabbing your voodoo doll. No he says…To which she responds…How about now?

                                    last edited by Jett129 15 Feb 2025, 05:04 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                                      T4920
                                      見習いボス
                                      Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                                      Dodgiest name for a boat; The Implication.

                                      iykyn

                                      “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                                        Giles
                                        IHUK Crew
                                        Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                                        Had to Google it because IDNK.....

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          T4920
                                          見習いボス
                                          Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                                          @giles The whole premise of the show is that the characters are the worst human beings imaginable, so please excuse the questionable humour... 😂

                                          “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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